# can this kill my son? need answer fast. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 22, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706 "2008-02-22T09:29:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/1 "2008-02-22T09:29:43Z")
I hate Rush Limbaugh, he’s such a jerk. He’s so obnoxious, and the other day he was whining yet again about how drugs are bad, so as a laugh I cooked up some meth and had my three-year-old smoke some. And what do you know, he liked it! Now, I only give him a couple a week, but I’ve been wondering if maybe it might be harmful. It won’t, right? He seems happy enough. Everything above is false, except for Limbaugh being a jerk. [Linky link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=456940) ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/2 "2008-02-22T10:18:28Z")
Godless commie liberal feminazis are ruining this country by trying to get kids interested in playing Russian Roulette. I mean, look at the name, folks! Russian! How much more obvious do I need to be before you wake up to the Commielib takeover of our own families? If you see your kids playing this “Russian” roulette, then you stand up as an American parent and put a stop to it! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/3 "2008-02-22T10:30:00Z")
Yes? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/4 "2008-02-22T11:04:37Z")
I believe parody threads are supposed to contain a link to the [original](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=456940) ETA: The OP in the original thread is a huge douchebag. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/5 "2008-02-22T11:14:30Z")
[QUOTE=madmonk28] I believe parody threads are supposed to contain a link to the [original](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=456940) ETA: The OP in the original thread is a huge douchebag. [/QUOTE] Always read the small print, **Monk**. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/6 "2008-02-22T11:18:07Z")
I thought the _original_ thread was a parody thread. Or at least a bullshit OP. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/7 "2008-02-22T11:33:56Z")
[QUOTE=Alessan] Always read the small print, **Monk**. [/QUOTE] I didn’t start this thread, I’m just trying to provide some clarity. ---
**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/8 "2008-02-22T11:38:30Z")
[QUOTE=madmonk28] I didn’t start this thread, I’m just trying to provide some clarity. [/QUOTE] But in the op, where it says linky link is the link to the thread that is being parodied. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/9 "2008-02-22T11:59:08Z")
[QUOTE=madmonk28] I believe parody threads are supposed to contain a link to the [original](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=456940) ETA: The OP in the original thread is a huge douchebag. [/QUOTE] Yes, he is. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/10 "2008-02-22T12:23:52Z")
[QUOTE=madmonk28] I didn’t start this thread, I’m just trying to provide some clarity. [/QUOTE] Read the small print _in the OP._ I mean, sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/11 "2008-02-22T13:03:39Z")
Ah. Well the guy from the original thread is still a huge douchebag. I think we can all agree on that part of my post. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/12 "2008-02-22T13:34:56Z")
No argument here. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/13 "2008-02-22T14:23:58Z")
[QUOTE=madmonk28] Ah. Well the guy from the original thread is still a huge douchebag. I think we can all agree on that part of my post. [/QUOTE] Just dropping in to remark on how much fun the very word \*douchebag \* is. Douchebag. Douchebag. “Lord and Lady . . . Doouuuchebag!” That’s all I got. Carry on discussing whatever it is you were discussing. ---
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/14 "2008-02-22T14:41:59Z")
Yes, but did you invite over Rush Limbaugh so that he could watch your toddler smoke meth? I mean, the only justification for drugging toddlers is if you want to piss off a PC whackjob by making them watch you do something so totally un-PC. Just doing it for the hell of it, though? Everyone knows that’s wrong. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![brownsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@brownsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownsfan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/15 "2008-02-22T15:14:07Z")
You’re all douchebags. But that’s not why I called. Fuck that motherfucker doing that to his dog. Yeah, my pitting skills need work, but I just woke up. I’ll be back when I’m awake. Beware of me then. God, I’m pissed. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/16 "2008-02-22T16:18:37Z")
Chocolate covered onion rings- \*Chocolate covered onion rings? \* Oh and “sturdy dog” was a winner also. I’ll give him a “C” for creativity. The OP was an over the top “dance puppets dance” exercise from front to back. It’s easy to make the SDMB dance which is the flip side of us being so willing to help someone out, and having to to rely on the good faith of the members. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/17 "2008-02-22T16:24:05Z")
C’mon guys. Chicken bones? The guy is trolling and you all leapt like like trout to a lure. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/18 "2008-02-22T16:24:48Z")
To be clear: the guy feeding the onions and chocolate to his dog is who I am calling a douchebag (it is a fun word!). ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/19 "2008-02-22T16:25:15Z")
Rush would recommend an oxi/choclate shake to pep up your son. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/20 "2008-02-22T16:31:44Z")
Work out a trade with Rush, he can give you some of his oxi, and you can give him some meth. I bet your son & rush would enjoy some speedballing. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706.md?page=2)