# can this kill my son? need answer fast. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 22, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706 "2008-02-22T09:29:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/21 "2008-02-22T17:34:38Z")
I’ll take Obvious Troll for 400, Alex. ETA: the OP of the linked thread, not this one. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/22 "2008-02-22T18:17:13Z")
Toddlers don’t need meth anyway. Quite the reverse. Three words: Flintstones Chewable Valium. $$$$ka-chinnnggg!!!$$$$ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/23 "2008-02-22T20:23:24Z")
[QUOTE=Finagle] C’mon guys. Chicken bones? The guy is trolling and you all leapt like like trout to a lure. [/QUOTE] No shit. ---
**Author:** ![brownsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@brownsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownsfan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/24 "2008-02-22T22:33:13Z")
[QUOTE=Finagle] C’mon guys. Chicken bones? The guy is trolling and you all leapt like like trout to a lure. [/QUOTE] This newb thanks you for the wake up call. Fuckin’ morons. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/25 "2008-02-26T18:43:31Z")
Guys, there is no dog. Come on. ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/26 "2008-02-27T17:21:18Z")
\*Whoosh… Bzzzzzzzzzzzz… Splash… Tick tick… Tick tick tick… tick… tick tick… Whoosh… Whinnnnng… Tick tick tick tick tick…\* “Fish On!” ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/27 "2008-02-27T20:49:31Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] I bet your son & rush would enjoy some speedballing. [/QUOTE] Is that what comes after speed dating? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/28 "2008-02-27T23:18:52Z")
Is this about a kid trying to share chocolate covered meth with some sort of dog or with Rush Limbaugh and is there a difference? I’m old and I’m baffled. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/29 "2008-02-28T15:26:47Z")
I think it’s about a dog on meth humping a chocolate-covered Rush Limbaugh in front of a child eating onion rings. It’s an interesting mental image, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/30 "2008-02-28T15:43:31Z")
[QUOTE=Finagle] C’mon guys. Chicken bones? The guy is trolling and you all leapt like like trout to a lure. [/QUOTE] Yebbut, am I the only one who finds the idea of chocolate covered onion rings an avenue worth exploring? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/31 "2008-02-28T15:58:25Z")
Yes, yes you are. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/32 "2008-02-29T01:09:19Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] Toddlers don’t need meth anyway. Quite the reverse. [/QUOTE] Meth needs toddlers? ---
**Author:** ![nikenik2069](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/87869e/32.png) [@nikenik2069](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikenik2069)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/33 "2008-02-29T10:33:29Z")
I just have to insert a quick comment: Had a really bad night, was reading this at work, and really, it just made my night. (way too many commas in that sentence) Thanks!!! And BTW if you have a toddler…you think the manufacturer’s put crack in their formula anyway! ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/34 "2008-02-29T12:54:38Z")
[QUOTE=Finagle] C’mon guys. Chicken bones? The guy is trolling and you all leapt like like trout to a lure. [/QUOTE] I concur. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/35 "2008-02-29T13:16:55Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] Meth needs toddlers? [/QUOTE] How the heck do you make your meth? ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/36 "2008-02-29T13:32:17Z")
[QUOTE=The Weird One] I think it’s about a dog on meth humping a chocolate-covered Rush Limbaugh in front of a child eating onion rings. [/QUOTE] Or maybe about a Limbaugh rushing to prevent a kid from speeding to get to eat chocolate onion rings. The dog is just watching. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/37 "2008-02-29T14:18:59Z")
[QUOTE=Maus Magill] How the heck do you make your meth? [/QUOTE] Stirred into my grits and served in a sterling silver bowl by two teenage virgins, just the way Mr. Flynt taught me. You mean other people do it different? ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/38 "2008-02-29T17:16:19Z")
[QUOTE=The Weird One] I think it’s about a dog on meth humping a chocolate-covered Rush Limbaugh in front of a child eating onion rings. It’s an interesting mental image, anyway. [/QUOTE] Agent - “Interesting mental image, what do you call it?” Producer - “The Aristocrats!” ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706/39 "2008-02-29T17:18:02Z")
[QUOTE=Maus Magill] How the heck do you make your meth? [/QUOTE] Well, back before they started putting Guiafenisen in the Mini-Thins we used to… Hey, wait a minute… Is this mike on? I have no comment. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-this-kill-my-son-need-answer-fast/438706.md?page=1)