# Can we get a round of 'Fuck Yous' for Wayne LaPierre?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 6, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499 "2021-04-06T19:37:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/41 "2021-04-30T03:34:55Z")

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Damn.  
So also a wannabee Great White Hunter, but full of fail. Head of the NRA and not even a Fudd. Why does that not surprise me.

Still, is there no limit to what a dirtbag prick this guy can be? So once again, fuck you Wayne, with an authentic elephant-size dildo.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/42 "2021-04-30T03:44:17Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> I bet those guides (I don’t appreciate the guides either) that initially praised his great hunt went home and also called LaPierre a huge incompetent piece of shit.

I didn’t watch the video (no way am I gonna watch that!) but I read a summary someone wrote on Reddit and they indicated that the guides were already at least exasperated at how incompetent LaPierre was.

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**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/43 "2021-04-30T14:28:04Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Head of the NRA and not even a Fudd.

ooooo I like that nice simple burn because I know that particular one would rain all over his world, probably more so than any other type of outrage directed towards him, I’d wager.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/44 "2021-04-30T16:08:25Z")

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I’m not sure I’ve posted in this thread yet and I didn’t want to be miss out and _not_ be on record as having given Mr. LaPierre a hearty and well-deserved “fuck you” so:

## Hey! Wayne LaPierre! Fuck you!

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/45 "2021-04-30T16:26:43Z")

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To paraphrase the legendary John Rhys-Davies, may he be turked by a syphilitic bear.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/46 "2021-04-30T16:36:39Z")

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He should be stomped to death by elephants,

Just another tragic accident!

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/47 "2021-04-30T17:59:26Z")

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Right. An accident. That’s the elephants’ story and they’re sticking to it.

If the elephants need an alibi, I would be happy to testify that they were here playing _Animal Crossing_ with me at whatever time it was that the “accident” occurred.

Oh, and since this is my first post in this thread: Fuck you, Wayne LaPierre.

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**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/48 "2021-04-30T19:53:36Z")

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They _had_ to stomp him to death; he was gonna shoot ‘em! Hell, he was coming’ right at 'em!

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**Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/49 "2021-04-30T20:28:17Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> He should be stomped to death by elephants,
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> Just another tragic accident!

Or perhaps he can be introduced to that poacher munching lion.  
Yeah, I know. The poor lion would probably get indigestion.

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**Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/50 "2021-05-12T13:41:30Z")

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[Judge dismisses NRA bankruptcy case in blow to gun group](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/judge-dismisses-nra-bankruptcy-case-in-blow-to-gun-group/2021/05/11/916f0a50-b291-11eb-bc96-fdf55de43bef_story.html)

> Judge Harlin Hale said in a written order that he was dismissing the case because he found the bankruptcy was not filed in good faith.

> “The Court believes the NRA’s purpose in filing bankruptcy is less like a traditional bankruptcy case in which a debtor is faced with financial difficulties or a judgment that it cannot satisfy and more like cases in which courts have found bankruptcy was filed to gain an unfair advantage in litigation or to avoid a regulatory scheme,” Hale wrote.

> Lawyers for New York and the NRA’s former advertising agency grilled the group’s [embattled top executive](https://apnews.com/article/new-york-dallas-trials-bahamas-gun-politics-6961ee94222eb28e788030d4f9461f61), Wayne LaPierre, who acknowledged putting the NRA into Chapter 11 bankruptcy [without the knowledge or assent](https://apnews.com/article/business-new-york-dallas-trials-gun-politics-e2585dce9bed6633e77a96223cd28d8b) of most of its board and other top officers.

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**Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/51 "2021-05-12T13:55:04Z")

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Fuck you, Pierre LaPew.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-a-round-of-fuck-yous-for-wayne-lapierre/939499/52 "2021-05-12T16:56:20Z")

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Here’s hoping that LePierre’s encounter with this elephant is symbolic of LePierre’s effect on a certain political party that is associated with elephants.

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