# Can we get some famous naked guys? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 26, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885 "2010-05-26T22:46:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/1 "2010-05-26T22:46:31Z")
Because the guys (and others who like the girlies) around here always get boobies and us wimmins (and others who like the mansies) never get nothing. What brought this on was after watching Glee last night and googling a bit of information on Rachel’s mom. The actress is Taye Diggs wife and, quite by accident, I stumbled upon. . . Taye Diggs naked. [http://www.actorsexposed.com/wp-content/u](http://www.actorsexposed.com/wp-content/u) ploads/2009/03/taye-diggs-nude-4.jpg (link is broken because-- Taye Diggs is NAKED!!!) I also found out-- because once I found one, I had to look for more-- that Harry Potter is pretty well hung. [http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files](http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files) /2009/07/harry-potter-fully-nude.jpg (again broken cuz-- NAKED DANIEL!!!) Yeah, I’m a dirty old lady who believes in equal rights. Enough boobies, let’s see some dingies! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/2 "2010-05-26T22:55:01Z")
“Now, Arlo. Use your words.” ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/3 "2010-05-26T23:01:16Z")
He’s not super famous, but the actor who plays Kevin on Nurse Jackie is named Dominic Fumusa. I googled him one day out of curiosity and quickly discovered he’d done a nude play, and the pictures are really easy to google up. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/4 "2010-05-26T23:08:52Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > He’s not super famous, but the actor who plays Kevin on Nurse Jackie is named Dominic Fumusa. I googled him one day out of curiosity and quickly discovered he’d done a nude play, and the pictures are really easy to google up. Nice! ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/5 "2010-05-26T23:13:28Z")
**I am not a mod** (good news for all concerned), but I don’t think you need to break the links AND put them in spoiler boxes. As long as you make it clear that they’re not safe for work (“famous naked guys” in the thread title seems like a pretty big hint), the spoiler boxes should satisfy the two-click rule. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/6 "2010-05-26T23:21:19Z")
> [@TWDuke](#): > > **I am not a mod** (good news for all concerned), but I don’t think you need to break the links AND put them in spoiler boxes. As long as you make it clear that they’re not safe for work (“famous naked guys” in the thread title seems like a pretty big hint), the spoiler boxes should satisfy the two-click rule. I did ask a mod before I posted this thread and I had the very same question! But I had an itchy submit finger and couldn’t wait for the answer. Which is-- two clicks, either way. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/7 "2010-05-26T23:24:25Z")
Does that David guy count? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/8 "2010-05-26T23:27:47Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Does that David guy count? He’s so cold, so hard with no feelings in him at all. Plus he has a little dick. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/9 "2010-05-26T23:30:28Z")
How about Brad Pitt?? [http://www](http://www). [free-nude-celebs-pictures.com/nude-celebs/celeb-pics/bradpitt/brad6a.jpg](http://free-nude-celebs-pictures.com/nude-celebs/celeb-pics/bradpitt/brad6a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/10 "2010-05-26T23:34:45Z")
You can also simply uncheck the “automatically parse links in text” option while composing your nudie post. For example, Craig Daniel: > **[Cele|bitchy | Page not found](https://www.celebitchy.com/404notfound.html)** > > Celebitchy is a daily gossip and entertainment blog, started in 2006, which also focuses on liberal politics, royal coverage and fashion. Remove the url tags if they show up. That’s a safe link anyway though, it takes one more click to get the unblurred monty. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/11 "2010-05-26T23:37:42Z")
Since we were talking abut a nude Arnold in the Terminator thread… w w [w.hollywoodportugal.com/data/media/19/Arnold%20Schwarzenegger%20Nude.jpg](http://w.hollywoodportugal.com/data/media/19/Arnold%20Schwarzenegger%20Nude.jpg) Several other pictures similar to that one do exist, but I couldn’t easily find them. e n.wiki [pedia.org/wiki/File:Arnold\_schwarzenegger\_After\_Dark\_nude.jpg](http://pedia.org/wiki/File:Arnold_schwarzenegger_After_Dark_nude.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/12 "2010-05-26T23:38:53Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > You can also simply uncheck the “automatically parse links in text” option while composing your nudie post. For example, Craig Daniel: > > r\_under\_18\_oh\_yeah/ > > Remove the url tags if they show up. > > That’s a safe link anyway though, it takes one more click to get the unblurred monty. At first I thought this was the guy from St. Elsewhere and was a little frightened. Word of warning! If you quote an unparsed link, it gets parsed. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/13 "2010-05-26T23:41:56Z")
Holy moley was that link hard to kill in the quote box. The stupid edit kept re-parsing after I edited the parsing out. Finally ended up deleting the http part. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/14 "2010-05-26T23:49:12Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Holy moley was that link hard to kill in the quote box. The stupid edit kept re-parsing after I edited the parsing out. Finally ended up deleting the http part. It’ll do that if you click “preview” before unclicking the parse links box. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/15 "2010-05-26T23:59:54Z")
Amen to that. Although the standards are changing somewhat, with a slew of both good penis (Sex and the City, Watchmen) and bad but funny penis (Observe and Report, Forgetting Sarah Marshall)… ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/16 "2010-05-27T14:13:44Z")
Grady Sizemore, a baseball player in Cleveland: > **[Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female Readership](https://deadspin.com/grady-sizemore-does-his-bit-to-increase-our-female-read-5414624)** > > Sizemore joins Santonio Holmes and Jeff Reed in the pantheon of Rust Belt athletes who take dong shots in the mirror with their cell phones. Grady's Ladies have declared a national holiday. Hugh Laurie (House): [http://www.houseisright.com/2009/05/09/photos-of-hugh-laurie-filming-nude-scene/](http://www.houseisright.com/2009/05/09/photos-of-hugh-laurie-filming-nude-scene/) ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/17 "2010-05-27T14:31:21Z")
Well, there’s Harvey Keitel in “The Piano” and “Bad Lieutenant.” ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/18 "2010-05-27T14:34:40Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Hugh Laurie (House): > > [noparse][http://www.houseisright.com/2009/05/09/photos-of-hugh-laurie-filming-nude-scene/[/noparse]](http://www.houseisright.com/2009/05/09/photos-of-hugh-laurie-filming-nude-scene/%5B/noparse%5D) Well, another reason I just can’t _wait_ to get home from work! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/19 "2010-05-27T14:44:47Z")
If you want your links to not be auto-recognised when quoted, I suggest you use the [noparse][NoParse][/NoParse][/noparse] code. ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/20 "2010-05-27T15:04:28Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > en because-- Taye Diggs is NAKED!!!) > > I also found out-- because once I found one, I had to look for more-- that Harry Potter is pretty well hung. That’s from Harry Potter, Uncut [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885.md?page=2)