# Can we get some famous naked guys? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 26, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885 "2010-05-26T22:46:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/21 "2010-05-27T16:08:56Z")
The **Adrian Lyne Lolita** (the one with Jeremy Irons in the lead) has one of cinema’s most inexplicable full-frontals. Toward the end, we have **Frank Langella** as the Quilty character running through the house with a fully-open bathrobe with not a shred covering his naughty bits nor dignity. I have no idea how anyone thought this was a good idea. For starters we’re talking about Frank Langella (Frank Langella!!!) and certainly no one needs to see him like that all flippin’ and a-floppin’. Out of consideration for the humanity that binds us all –no link provided. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/22 "2010-05-27T17:18:25Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Because the guys (and others who like the girlies) around here always get boobies and us wimmins (and others who like the mansies) never get nothing. I’ve never understood this mindset. Women get to drool over men’s bare chests far more than men do women. That’s the equivalence. The equivalent of penis is the merkin, which is just as not-the-same-thing as men’s and women’s chests. And the frequency of seeing penis and merkin is about equal. Other than the infamous Julianne Moore\* scene in Short Cuts and Kate Winslet in every movie she ever made, how many merkins have you seen? Nakes butts is finally an equitable equivalent, and again I think the frequency is probably the same for both sexes. \*I don’t know that used a merkin, but wouldn’t be surprised to find out she did. Why not, right? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/23 "2010-05-27T17:23:09Z")
Type this into google: > [@](#): > > he’s naked site: [omgblog.com](http://omgblog.com) Lots of nude male celeb screencaps. Johnny Galecki, Hunter Parrish, Grandpa Walton & Johnboy (yes really), Robert Pattinson, you name 'em. There’s also [cndb.com](http://cndb.com), which is like [imdb.com](http://imdb.com) only dedicated to nude scenes. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/24 "2010-05-27T17:25:16Z")
> [@minlokwat](#): > > The **Adrian Lyne Lolita** (the one with Jeremy Irons in the lead) has one of cinema’s most inexplicable full-frontals. > > Toward the end, we have **Frank Langella** as the Quilty character running through the house with a fully-open bathrobe with not a shred covering his naughty bits nor dignity. > > I have no idea how anyone thought this was a good idea. For starters we’re talking about Frank Langella (Frank Langella!!!) and certainly no one needs to see him like that all flippin’ and a-floppin’. > > Out of consideration for the humanity that binds us all –no link provided. Now, I could see how the ladies & gay guys would go for that if it were Langella back in his Dracula days, but ewwwwwww! Of course, I disliked the movie for its stark literalism & humorlessness. It told the story of Nabokov’s LOLITA but took the soul out of it, which I really think Kubrick did a better job of conveying. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/25 "2010-05-27T17:26:24Z")
> [@EllisDee](#): > > I’ve never understood this mindset. Women get to drool over men’s bare chests far more than men do women. That’s the equivalence. > > The equivalent of penis is the merkin, which is just as not-the-same-thing as men’s and women’s chests. And the frequency of seeing penis and merkin is about equal. Other than the infamous Julianne Moore\* scene in Short Cuts and Kate Winslet in every movie she ever made, how many merkins have you seen? > > Nakes butts is finally an equitable equivalent, and again I think the frequency is probably the same for both sexes. > > \*I don’t know that used a merkin, but wouldn’t be surprised to find out she did. Why not, right? Now I’m going to have to see Short Cuts. I’ve been a JM fan ever since Boogie Nights. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/26 "2010-05-27T17:36:38Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Type this into google: > > Lots of nude male celeb screencaps. Johnny Galecki, Hunter Parrish, Grandpa Walton & Johnboy (yes really), Robert Pattinson, you name 'em. > > There’s also [cndb.com](http://cndb.com), which is like [imdb.com](http://imdb.com) only dedicated to nude scenes. You know, it’s times like this when I really really wished I had more gay friends… Thanks for the tip 🙂 I just went through 10+ pages of results and found a handful of yummies…then I came upon an entry for a friend from high school who became an actor. I did not see his wee-wee, but he looks pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/27 "2010-05-27T18:42:47Z")
Nickolas Muray’s images of Paul Robeson: [http://www.geh.org/ar/strip88/htmlsrc/m197701882367A\_ful.html#topofimage](http://www.geh.org/ar/strip88/htmlsrc/m197701882367A_ful.html#topofimage) [http://www.geh.org/ar/strip88/htmlsrc/m197701882368\_ful.html#topofimage](http://www.geh.org/ar/strip88/htmlsrc/m197701882368_ful.html#topofimage) You’re welcome ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/28 "2010-05-27T18:57:28Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I also found out-- because once I found one, I had to look for more-- that Harry Potter is pretty well hung. [search | Creative Loafing](http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files) /2009/07/harry-potter-fully-nude.jpg (again broken cuz-- NAKED DANIEL!!!) FYI, that’s shopped. There were no full frontal publicity stills shot. Cuz, what would they be used for? But there are some cell-phone pics from the audience floating around out there. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/29 "2010-05-27T18:59:31Z")
George O’Brien was far and away the sexiest man in silents. Plus he did some “[artist’s modeling](http://frounch.blogspot.com/2009/02/george-obrien-sex-appeal.html?zx=52ef8048bed4c0c1).” ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/30 "2010-05-27T22:21:19Z")
While conducting scientific research on “Hercules and the Tyrants of Babylon,” I stumbled across this picture of Peter Lupus a.k.a. Rock Stevens, perhaps better known as one of the stars of TV’s "Mission Impossible. Apparently he was one of the first well-known male actors to pose for Playgirl. Warning: Don’t look unless you have an appreciation for or at least tolerance of natural male body hair.[spoiler][http://1.bp.blogspot.com/\_zqbWY1R-7bM/SuRPoPqWxBI/AAAAAAAAA0U/R8J7uFuvn2k/s1600-h/PeterLupus-10.jpg[/spoiler]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zqbWY1R-7bM/SuRPoPqWxBI/AAAAAAAAA0U/R8J7uFuvn2k/s1600-h/PeterLupus-10.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D) You have to kind of love that there’s nothing at all artistic about the composition, pose, or lighting. It’s just, “I’m a big happy guy and this is my penis.” ---
**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/31 "2010-05-27T22:32:56Z")
Didn’t Burt Reynolds do a famous nude photoshoot for Cosmopolitan back in the 1970s? ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/32 "2010-05-27T22:40:18Z")
More hair, no penis.[spoiler][http://www.wired963.com/blog/afternoons/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/burt\_reynolds\_cosmo31.jpg[/spoiler]](http://www.wired963.com/blog/afternoons/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/burt_reynolds_cosmo31.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D) ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/33 "2010-05-27T22:58:38Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > “Now, Arlo. Use your words.” Uh…yeah. Wrong thread. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/34 "2010-05-27T22:58:49Z")
> [@TWDuke](#): > > While conducting scientific research on “Hercules and the Tyrants of Babylon,” I stumbled across this picture of Peter Lupus a.k.a. Rock Stevens, perhaps better known as one of the stars of TV’s "Mission Impossible. Apparently he was one of the first well-known male actors to pose for Playgirl. > > Warning: Don’t look unless you have an appreciation for or at least tolerance of natural male body hair.[spoiler][http://1.bp.blogspot.com/\_zqbWY1R-7bM/SuRPoPqWxBI/AAAAAAAAA0U/R8J7uFuvn2k/s1600-h/PeterLupus-10.jpg[/spoiler]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zqbWY1R-7bM/SuRPoPqWxBI/AAAAAAAAA0U/R8J7uFuvn2k/s1600-h/PeterLupus-10.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D) > You have to kind of love that there’s nothing at all artistic about the composition, pose, or lighting. It’s just, “I’m a big happy guy and this is my penis.” Playgirl’s first centerfold was Lyle Waggoner. ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/35 "2010-05-27T23:09:31Z")
I said “one of” and “full Monty.” Wait, actually I didn’t, but I meant to. Although Lyle Waggoner posed nude, he kept his legs demurely crossed. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/36 "2010-05-27T23:16:48Z")
I’m at work and darsn’t Google. Please tell me there are some naked Clive Owen pix out there for me to ogle. Oh, and Jeff Goldblum, too. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/37 "2010-05-27T23:20:25Z")
80s pinup Christopher Atkins was in PG twice. Not a lot of the pics online however:[spoiler][http://2.bp.blogspot.com/\_HEvIhdAYFWU/S0S\_P3hUmnI/AAAAAAAAUcE/95vV5oMb1SI/s400/Christopher+Atkins3.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HEvIhdAYFWU/S0S_P3hUmnI/AAAAAAAAUcE/95vV5oMb1SI/s400/Christopher+Atkins3.jpg) [http://images.movieplayer.it/2007/09/19/christopher-atkins-47748.jpg](http://images.movieplayer.it/2007/09/19/christopher-atkins-47748.jpg) [http://www.prettyyoungmen.com/actors/Christopher-Atkins-Male-Centerfold.jpg[/spoiler]Sam](http://www.prettyyoungmen.com/actors/Christopher-Atkins-Male-Centerfold.jpg%5B/spoiler%5DSam) “Oh My God Is That Thing Real” Jones–otherwise known as Flash Gordon–also did Playgirl: [spoiler][http://www.vipgalleries.net/gallery/sam-jones-nude/sam-jones-sexy-00017.jpg](http://www.vipgalleries.net/gallery/sam-jones-nude/sam-jones-sexy-00017.jpg) [http://www.vipgalleries.net/gallery/sam-jones-nude/sam-jones-sexy-00011.jpg](http://www.vipgalleries.net/gallery/sam-jones-nude/sam-jones-sexy-00011.jpg) [http://www.vipgalleries.net/gallery/sam-jones-nude/sam-jones-sexy-00016.jpg](http://www.vipgalleries.net/gallery/sam-jones-nude/sam-jones-sexy-00016.jpg) [http://www.vipgalleries.net/gallery/sam-jones-nude/sam-jones-sexy-00023.jpg[/spoiler]And](http://www.vipgalleries.net/gallery/sam-jones-nude/sam-jones-sexy-00023.jpg%5B/spoiler%5DAnd) let’s not forget Simon Rex : [simon+rex.jpg (image)](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_shzp-xeuBHg/Sd7j66V_47I/AAAAAAAAAuw/_CkKNc6rhMA/s1600-h/simon+rex.jpg) [http://www.gaypornblog.com/simon\_rex\_gay\_porn.jpg](http://www.gaypornblog.com/simon_rex_gay_porn.jpg) [http://homepage.ntlworld.com/canalside/100malestars/nude/RexSimon03.jpg](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/canalside/100malestars/nude/RexSimon03.jpg) Duran Duran’s Warren “Like a Horse” Cuccurullo[spoiler][Beautifulmag - Online blogmagazine over beauty, gezondheid en meer...](http://www.beautifulmag.eu/beautiful/2005/09/warren_cuccurul.html%5B/spoiler%5DAnd) a parting shot from Ryan Reynolds[spoiler][http://2.bp.blogspot.com/\_shzp-xeuBHg/Sd7j6y\_a9oI/AAAAAAAAAu4/OgAXm5LP2ZQ/s1600-h/ryan+renolds.jpg[/spoiler]](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_shzp-xeuBHg/Sd7j6y_a9oI/AAAAAAAAAu4/OgAXm5LP2ZQ/s1600-h/ryan+renolds.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/38 "2010-05-28T00:40:13Z")
Unfortunately, every time I post his picture, photobucket deletes it, but Ewan McGregor is known for doing full frontal. Google search “naked Ewan McGregor” http: [//www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=naked%20ewan%20mcgregor&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi](https://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=naked%20ewan%20mcgregor&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi) ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/39 "2010-05-28T01:04:17Z")
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885/40 "2010-05-28T01:46:22Z")
> [@TWDuke](#): > > … > > You have to kind of love that there’s nothing at all artistic about the composition, pose, or lighting. It’s just, “I’m a big happy guy and this is my penis.” He sure does seem happy. Sadly, I got a 404 on Taye Diggs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-get-some-famous-naked-guys/540885.md?page=3)