# Can we lure Norma and reef shark into the same closet and lock the door? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 4, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086 "2013-06-04T01:15:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/21 "2013-06-04T22:14:08Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Day Made. 😃 For me it’s Gokus face at the end going all “WTF?” that makes it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/22 "2013-06-05T01:36:44Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > If the Christ and the Anti-Christ meet, do they annihilate each other? Stop stealing my line. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/23 "2013-06-05T01:48:56Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Say, where is that Christ fellow, anyway? :dubious: Seated at the right hand of the Father, according to the classical Christian creeds. (Not to be confused with classic rock performed by Creed. ;)) ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/24 "2013-06-05T02:04:20Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Stop stealing my line. [Norma view… Norma view… NORMA VIEW!!!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_L-2k2zxA) 😛 (I know, missing the “l”) I wonder if the energy generated by the Reef shark and [Norma](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Norma_%281981%29)colliding is behind the [Sharknado](http://www.thatsswell.ca/is-sharknado-the-must-see-film-of-the-summer/). ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/25 "2013-06-05T02:13:59Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Like a Dragon Ball Z battle, it would go on for 6 episodes without a clear winner But their power level is over nine THOUSAND!!! ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/26 "2013-06-05T02:29:02Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > This is off-topic but fuck it with a cactus this is too good not to share with DB-Z fans. > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JmIInyCyMs](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JmIInyCyMs) Holy Shit! That is 10 kinds of awesome! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/27 "2013-06-05T03:06:51Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Seated at the right hand of the Father, according to the classical Christian creeds. But he did say he’d return soon (a point typically glossed over by Christians, naturally). I just get this image: Jesus: “But _Daaaaad!_ I _told_ them I’d be right back over!” God: “Not until you’re done with dinner! Your mother cooked it herself.” Jesus: “But it feels like it’s taking _forever!_ How long has it been, anyway?” God: _\_ “Just finish and never mind that!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Dord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@The\_Dord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Dord)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/28 "2013-06-05T05:24:10Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > I do wonder what Jesus’ final \*final \*form (the penultimate one, natch) would be. It would be the [Super Mecha Death Christ BC version 4.0 Beta](http://cinemassacre.com/2009/11/25/history-of-super-mecha-death-christ/) ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/29 "2013-06-05T12:58:05Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > But he did say he’d return soon (a point typically glossed over by Christians, naturally). I just get this image: > Jesus: “But _Daaaaad!_ I _told_ them I’d be right back over!” > > God: “Not until you’re done with dinner! Your mother cooked it herself.” > > Jesus: “But it feels like it’s taking _forever!_ How long has it been, anyway?” > > God: _\_ “Just finish and never mind that!” nah, he’s just gone down to the corner store for a pack of smokes. He said he’d be right back. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/30 "2013-06-05T13:35:04Z")
Oh, if only there was some way to not read threads we don’t like! But seriously, I’ve long wanted an “ignore thread” option, as a clutter reduction type thing. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/31 "2013-06-05T19:21:38Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > nah, he’s just gone down to the corner store for a pack of smokes. He said he’d be right back. Message from God. Jesus went to a farm in the country. He’s very happy there. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/32 "2013-06-05T22:23:22Z")
> [@Voyager](#): > > Message from God. Jesus went to a farm in the country. He’s very happy there. That reminded me of this: [http://thatneedstogo.tumblr.com/post/16173832087/thanks-jesus-for-this-food-de-nada](http://thatneedstogo.tumblr.com/post/16173832087/thanks-jesus-for-this-food-de-nada) Typical American family holding hands in front of a great feast: “Thanks, Jesus, for this food” Jesus, in the farm sorting the food used in the feast: “de nada” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086/33 "2013-06-06T00:55:44Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > I do wonder what Jesus’ final \*final \*form (the penultimate one, natch) would be. He’d be [Son-O-God](http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/417/), of course. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-we-lure-norma-and-reef-shark-into-the-same-closet-and-lock-the-door/660086.md?page=1)