# Can you believe I'm opening another sequential thread titles thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 28, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869 "2003-03-28T20:00:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/1 "2003-03-28T20:00:25Z")
I am compelled to open this thread, if only so that I may enshrine this sequence from right here in MPSIMS: Blair vs Bush One of my boobs is bigger than the other! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/2 "2003-03-28T20:40:58Z")
Here’s something scary Dog Kisses ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/3 "2003-03-28T20:57:42Z")
Right here in MPSIMS: Ladies and Gentlemen, the search for the King of all Geekdom has been found. Woohoo! New Shoes! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/4 "2003-03-28T21:08:30Z")
I want to Die in Battle War updates ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/5 "2003-03-28T21:09:45Z")
Here’s something scary I’m an Editor! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/6 "2003-03-28T21:09:59Z")
Also in MPSIMS: Here’s something scary I’m an editor! ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/7 "2003-03-28T21:11:02Z")
How did you find the SDMB? Coming Out ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/8 "2003-03-28T21:13:06Z")
Hey there **Swampbear**. It’s been a while since we simulposted. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/9 "2003-03-28T21:40:05Z")
In MPSIMS: Here’s something scary Ask the fast food manager! ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/10 "2003-03-30T09:21:17Z")
One of My Boobs is Bigger Than the Other! Woohoo! New Shoes! ---
**Author:** ![AmbushBug](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ambushbug/32/4600_2.png) [@AmbushBug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmbushBug)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/11 "2003-03-31T06:03:38Z")
In my “new posts” queue: \*\* Two quick Trading Spaces Questions What happened to TLC? How long is it since you had sex? \*\* -AmbushBug ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/12 "2003-03-31T06:05:28Z")
I drank my own urine Oh my fucking god! ---
**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/13 "2003-03-31T06:56:21Z")
## If you’re lazy and you know it, then just sit there. If you’re lazy and you know it… Ladies and Gentlemen, the search for the King of all Geekdom has been found. How do I raise money for a study abroad program? Magnetic fields & iron in blood ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/14 "2003-03-31T08:19:06Z")
How can I unscare myself? Masturbate for peace. ---
**Author:** ![CreaseMunky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@CreaseMunky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CreaseMunky)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/15 "2003-03-31T10:14:05Z")
Partner Has A Tiny Dick? Jokes The Average Person Wouldn’t Get… How Do I Accept? (long, personal) ---
**Author:** ![brainfizz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@brainfizz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainfizz)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/16 "2003-03-31T13:23:46Z")
Ok… here’s a great one in MPSIMS atm… Ask the color blind dude How did you find the SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/17 "2003-03-31T13:56:27Z")
In GQ: What was up with the Puritans? Why Are They Burying Our Troops? ---
**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/18 "2003-03-31T13:57:47Z")
further down in GQ: What was Germany’s Plan A in 1941? over population - or not? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/19 "2003-03-31T14:56:45Z")
From MPSIMS: How can I unscare myself? Ask the Bartender! (although I’m starting to think that “ask the…” thread titles should be disqualified from being used in sequences) ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/20 "2003-04-01T03:46:06Z")
In MPSIMS right now: My cousin was arrested… Woohoo! New Shoes! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869.md?page=2)