# Can you believe I'm opening another sequential thread titles thread?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 28, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869 "2003-03-28T20:00:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/21 "2003-04-02T04:51:42Z")

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MPSIMS:

One more thing to worry about  
The Zappo Appreciation Thread

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/22 "2003-04-02T04:55:24Z")

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I just noted:

Can you believe I’m opening another sequential thread titles thread?  
Thread Murderer!

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**Author:** ![Simbelmyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Simbelmyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simbelmyne)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/23 "2003-04-02T07:56:43Z")

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What would happen if I don’t put the toilet paper on the seat?  
&  
Dead as a doornail

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/24 "2003-04-02T09:01:26Z")

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Here’s one from a week or so ago. I’ll have to paraphrase slightly.

What would you do $39,000,000?  
I watched a drunk old man masturbate outside of Friday’s.

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**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/25 "2003-04-02T10:37:08Z")

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Noticed this one here and now:

Chocolate-covered sunflower seeds

The SDMB Weight Loss Club!

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**Author:** ![brainfizz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@brainfizz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainfizz)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-believe-im-opening-another-sequential-thread-titles-thread/164869/26 "2003-04-02T10:42:09Z")

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In MPSIMS

The Food Appreciation Thread  
Where the moose is being murdered

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