# Can you come up with a better slogan for this deli? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629 "2008-06-03T14:40:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/41 "2008-06-04T19:20:08Z")
I ran this by my SO (who was completely happy that you all are coming up with great slogans). He’s got a couple favorites so far: [QUOTE=ShermanAter] Fill yer belly at Cecils Deli [/QUOTE] And [QUOTE=Cervaise] Deli name across top In middle, big line drawing of muscular arm hoisting a loaded sandwich (basically like a combo of this and this) Underneath, in big letters: CHAZERCISE [/QUOTE] Great ideas, dopers! ---
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/42 "2008-06-04T19:56:01Z")
Cecil’s Deli in St. Paul; better than any deli in Minneapolis. Kosher or nosher; nothing beats Cecil’s Deli ---
**Author:** ![theycallmewelchie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ebca7d/32.png) [@theycallmewelchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theycallmewelchie)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/43 "2010-08-20T20:05:54Z")
Remember the Chaze Chazed and Confused Chaze of our Lives Chazer Time Chazertize Me Chaze it Up Son of a Chazer Where the Chaze at? You gonna eat that? Chazed or Unchazed? ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/44 "2010-08-20T20:13:14Z")
The problem with “Chazer” is it means “pig” which is a … not so favorable thing to be compared to by a Jewish person, and it sounds like “Chazzerai” which is a rude Yiddish word for something that sucks in a slobbish disgusting way. Literally, akin to pig-crap. Sorry to rain on your parade, but don’t use any form of “Chazer” – non-Yiddish speakers will have no idea what it means while Yiddish speakers will associate you with crappiness. Lose-lose. ---
**Author:** ![theycallmewelchie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ebca7d/32.png) [@theycallmewelchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theycallmewelchie)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/45 "2010-08-20T20:16:38Z")
I also am looking for a funny slogan for the Deli i work at for our new shirts. The deli is called Fishtown Market in the fishtown neighborhood of Philadelphia PA. we have the basics: ham, turkey, bologna, salami, roast beef, yadda, yadda, yadda. Something that could possibly be taken as innapropriate like “cant beat our meat” but not as provocative. Or even somethin normal like “Fishtown Market Ill Meat you There” Also here we call our sandwiches hoagies instead of subs. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/46 "2010-08-20T20:22:02Z")
I have no slogan ideas, but I’m going to be in St. Paul this Sunday. Maybe I’ll stop in and let inspiration strike. (Of course, a sandwich on the house might help get my creative juices flowing…;)) ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/47 "2010-08-20T20:23:30Z")
“Chazers – kosher to pig out on.” ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/48 "2010-08-20T20:24:42Z")
That menu is making me hungry. I live in East St. Paul. I might make a little up to Cleveland Ave. later this evening. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/49 "2010-08-20T20:30:36Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > **“We serve the worst sandwiches in town! Come & prove us wrong.”** Reminds me of a Jimmy Carr audience member who said a deli in their neighbourhood’s slogan was : “Try our kebabs, you’ll never get better”. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/50 "2010-08-20T20:32:21Z")
> [@stpauler](#): > > Thanks, although I think it’s already been vetoed, just like my original idea of “Chome of the Chazer”. Not funny, said he. Nah, I like “Chome of the Chazer.” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/51 "2010-08-20T20:33:52Z")
Hey wait, this is a zombie – the odds are good that the T-shirt issue has been resolved in the past two years. I’m going to leave it open, though, 'cause that’s the kind of laid-back mod I am. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629/52 "2010-08-21T01:59:41Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Hey wait, this is a zombie – the odds are good that the T-shirt issue has been resolved in the past two years. I’m going to leave it open, though, 'cause that’s the kind of laid-back mod I am. Well, yeah, now that you’re gainfully employed, you’re laid back, sure! 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-come-up-with-a-better-slogan-for-this-deli/451629.md?page=2)