Two words: Moonlight Shadow
The first time I heard this on Dance Dance Revolution 5th Mix, I thought it was positively gorgeous. I couldn’t get enough of it.
I didn’t know what the lyrics were.
I found the lyrics.
I was absolutely repulsed*.
And while the original song’s distrubing enough, why the hell does every DANCE REMIX have to have the exact same effin’ lyrics?? Geez…
Anyway, that’s an extreme case. Generally, I don’t mind lyrics unless they’re unbearably sappy (MacArthur Park, Islands in the Stream, Lady in Red, lots of Christmas songs), full of incomprehensible spewage (You Can’t Hurry Love, Bohemian Rhapsody, that “All I Wanna do” song by Heart), grossly overusing certain words (Barbie Girl, Light My Fire), way, way, waaaaay too blunt with the message (Proud To Be An American, every flippin’ Christmas song ever), or consist mainly of one line repeated roughly 50,000 times (“N’ynevahgunnagetit! Nevaevagunnagetit! N’ynevahgunnagetit! Nevaevagunnagetit! N’ynevahgunnagetit! Nevaevagunnagetit…”). Silly, goofy, trite, uncreative, hard to understand…small potatoes. I’ve never understood why not rhyming is such a gigantic cardinal sin, and I really don’t give a damn about “hooks”, whatever the heck those are.
It can get pretty weird, I admit. I don’t like Barbie Girl or Happy Boys and Girls, but every other song Aqua ever made is fine by me. Constant Craving is the one k.d. Lang song I can’t listen to. I’ve read complaints about Believe and Hey Ya being repetitive, but I find the latter quite enjoyable and the former at least passable, and I don’t find them a tenth as repetitive as some real stinkers (N’ynevahgunnagetit! Nevaevagunnag SHUT THE HELL UP!! :mad: ).
If the music’s great, I at least try to tolerate the lyrics. Failing that, I just don’t listen too closely.
Japanese or Korean lyrics, thankfully, are not an issue, mainly because they usually don’t even make sense when translated into English, so if the song is beautiful, that’s all that matters. (Seriously, is Rislim about a heartbroken young woman or a power failure?
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Interesting note…the two genres where I’ve never heard objectionable lyrics are punk and heavy metal. And this doens’t surprise me at all. Hmm…
- For those of you who’ve not had the (mis)fortune to hear Moonlight Shadow…it’s about a man who gets murdered, and his lover who loses her sanity over it. Tell me, do YOU think this is dance party material??