Can you explain the color black to me?

Brown is a “contrast color”. You can only see a true brown if there are other contrasting (and lighter) colors around it. You cannot experience brown filling the whole visual field. The nearest you can get is something that looks to be a dark orange or dark yellow. However, something with a spectral reflectance that amounts to dark yellow or dark orange (or, even sometimes, not so very dark) will look brown when surrounded by other contrasting colors, and, in real-world circumstances (including on a computer monitor), it almost always will be so surrounded.

I was going to mention the fact that, while my wardrobe is almost entirely black, aside from my white socks, my dryer lint is consistently a shade of purple.

Well, except the store wouldn’t do that - the fruit was named “orange” and loaned its name to the color. IIRC from a previous discussion here, prior to the introduction of the orange fruit to English-speaking countries, the color now called orange was described as a shade of red or yellow.

you’re confusing luminosity with hue - grey isn’t a hue of white/black, its caused by the luminosity of the thing being less/more

At least we don’t face such fundamental restrictions when it comes to volume.

I really would like to see a citation for this.

And, no, I can’t just test it by letting something brown fill my vision, due to color persistence. (Don’t know if that’s the official term. I mean that something stays the color you think it is, even under other light conditions.)

Here is a citation from Wikipedia