# Can you get beef patties at your local pizzeria?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 27, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649 "2015-06-27T20:05:56Z")\
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Here in New York you can walk into any (non-chain) pizzeria and order a Jamaican beef patty. Ask them nice and they’ll open it up and put some mozzarella on it. Then I visited Boston and asked for a beef patty and the guy there pointed out, quite reasonably, that I was in an Italian restaurant and not a Jamaican one.

Is this another “buttered roll” situation where, when you leave your hometown, common food request is totally unheard of?

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/2 "2015-06-27T20:29:00Z")

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I went with No but had to look up what one was to make sure it wasn’t just a different name for something I knew. It wasn’t. I had to look up the “buttered roll” thread too.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/3 "2015-06-27T20:39:16Z")

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Some of them at least.

Some donut shops, too.

Dammit, now I want one…

[Edit - to be clear, it’s not a ‘pizzaria’ thing, they can be found in food shops of all types…but not all of the ones of a given type.]

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**Author:** ![That\_Don\_Guy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/that_don_guy/32/538_2.png) [@That\_Don\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Don_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/4 "2015-06-27T20:42:46Z")

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How is a Jamaican Beef Patty different from a ground beef calzone?

BTW, while a number of pizzerias in my area do make calzones, I don’t think any make them with just ground beef.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/5 "2015-06-27T20:50:26Z")

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[A Jamaican Beef Patty of the type usually sold in New York pizzerias.](https://multiculturalcookingnetwork.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/jamaicanbeefpatty.jpg)

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/6 "2015-06-27T20:51:40Z")

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Yes, but they call them “meatballs”.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/7 "2015-06-27T20:54:23Z")

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> [@That\_Don\_Guy](#):
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> How is a Jamaican Beef Patty different from a ground beef calzone?

Completely different crust.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/8 "2015-06-27T21:00:47Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> Completely different crust.

And the insides taste totally different too.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/9 "2015-06-27T21:06:12Z")

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Northern California.

While some local pizza restaurants have an expanded menu that includes burgers, sandwiches and pasta, I have never seen anything like the Jamaican Beef Patty, nor even heard of such a thing before today. Looks good, though.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/10 "2015-06-27T21:15:02Z")

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Not around here.

I’m excited to learn that Domino’s Pizza has [more on its menu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-jfSrzWwU) than just pizza, however.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/11 "2015-06-27T21:33:15Z")

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Never heard of it, and wouldn’t ask for one even if I had. Looks _wrong_. But then, I don’t like calzone either.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/12 "2015-06-27T22:39:03Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> And the insides taste totally different too.

Wouldn’t know…have never had a ground beef calzone. (Actually, I’ve only had a couple calzones in my life at all.)

Though…yeah, I would expect they’d taste different…the spices would seem rather out of place.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/13 "2015-06-27T22:48:25Z")

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Before opening this thread, I had only ever encountered the phrase “beef patty” to mean the meat part of a hamburger (as in “two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun”). Then I read the OP and came across the phrase “open it up” and I thought, WTF? 😕

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Down here, we go to Jamaican restaurants for stuff like that. I just checked our most popular local non-chain, and no patties.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/15 "2015-06-27T23:11:54Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Before opening this thread, I had only ever encountered the phrase “beef patty” to mean the meat part of a hamburger (as in “two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun”). Then I read the OP and came across the phrase “open it up” and I thought, WTF? 😕

This.

It’s like, I recognize all these words, but given the context, I’m not sure if we are speaking the same language.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/16 "2015-06-27T23:38:33Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> [A Jamaican Beef Patty of the type usually sold in New York pizzerias.](https://multiculturalcookingnetwork.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/jamaicanbeefpatty.jpg)

That’s not a “patty.” That’s a “pasty.” Except edible.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/17 "2015-06-27T23:47:08Z")

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No, it’s a [patty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaican_patty).

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**Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-beef-patties-at-your-local-pizzeria/723649/18 "2015-06-28T00:06:36Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> [A Jamaican Beef Patty of the type usually sold in New York pizzerias.](https://multiculturalcookingnetwork.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/jamaicanbeefpatty.jpg)

Jamaican patties are DEAD TO ME since Christie’s on Flatbush Avenue closed, about six months back. After FORTY EIGHT years, too.

How can you eat those pre-frozen abominations they sell at pizzerias once you have tasted the delight of a fresh Christie’s beef patty?

Even their steam table stuff was delicious. Did you ever try their brown chicken stew?

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Jamaican patties are DEAD TO ME since Christie’s on Flatbush Avenue closed, about six months back. After FORTY EIGHT years, too.
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> How can you eat those pre-frozen abominations they sell at pizzerias once you have tasted the delight of a fresh Christie’s beef patty?
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> Even their steam table stuff was delicious. Did you ever try their brown chicken stew?

See, if I want homemade patties I can go to any varies ‘Yardies’ type restaurants run by Jamaicans all along Long Island from Queens to Suffolk. But even hard core Jamaicans have a place in their hearts for commercial [island Tower](http://imgusr.tradekey.com/p-287299-20060709224822/usa-1-0-trans-fat-jamaican-style-patties-beef-cocktail-patty.jpg) or [Golden Krust](http://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/wDSwW8DeMFcZC7wethXQag/ls.jpg)

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Before opening this thread, I had only ever encountered the phrase “beef patty” to mean the meat part of a hamburger (as in “two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun”). Then I read the OP and came across the phrase “open it up” and I thought, WTF? 😕

Me too. But then I looked at the link and realized that I’m familiar with this food item, but by a different name. I can’t recall what those are called here, but it’s not a patty.

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