# Can you get drunk on pure vanilla extract? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [June 13, 2001, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645 "2001-06-13T08:53:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sethdallob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@sethdallob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sethdallob)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/1 "2001-06-13T08:53:21Z")
I bought one of those Costco sized bottles of “pure vanilla extract.” On its’ ingredients list is the following: “Water, Alcohol (35%), Corn Syrup and Vanilla Bean Extractives.” Now with 35% alcohol content, this seems like a cheap ($15 for about a liter of stuff) way to get very blitzed. It can’t be denatured alcohol, so why isn’t it sold as liquor? Further, what is alcohol doing in pure vanilla extract? I thought that it was the liquified scrapings of the vanilla bean… ---
**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/2 "2001-06-13T09:02:16Z")
Yep ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/3 "2001-06-13T09:33:58Z")
Alcohol is used as a vehicle in many flavorings, vanilla being the notable example. It happens to be a good solvent. FWIW, Betty MacDonald, in _The Egg and I_, wrote about the lumberjacks who used to break into the camp kitchen and steal the vanilla extract to get drunk. So they switched to artificial vanilla, which is non-alcoholic. They still broke in. They still got drunk. Hmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/4 "2001-06-13T09:36:57Z")
The relatively high alcohol content keeps the stuff from going bad too quickly. Most people have the opened bottle sitting around on a shelf for months if not years, usually not under the best conditions, so some sort of preservative is needed. Yes, you **can** get drunk from vanilla extract… if you’re desperate enough. Try taking a swig of the stuff and you’ll see what I mean. The small amount you mix in your chocolate chip cookies gives the batter a pleasant flavor, but straight down the hatch it’s amazingly disgusting. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/5 "2001-06-13T11:10:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flodnak \* > \*\*Yes, you **can** get drunk from vanilla extract… if you’re desperate enough. Try taking a swig of the stuff and you’ll see what I mean. The small amount you mix in your chocolate chip cookies gives the batter a pleasant flavor, but straight down the hatch it’s amazingly disgusting. \*\* Too true. I tried just a taste of straight vanilla, and almost vomited. Another sounds-good-but-isn’t baking ingredient is baker’s chocolate. It comes in mini-Chunky sized bricks. But unsweetened chocolate is hard to swallow. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chief\_Crunch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@Chief\_Crunch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Crunch)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/6 "2001-06-13T12:04:13Z")
Orange and lemon extract have 80% ethyl alcohol; however, I can’t imagine anyone being able to tolerate drinking a significant amount of the stuff with the possible exception of a guy I knew in college. > [@](#): > > FWIW, Betty MacDonald, in The Egg and I, wrote about the lumberjacks who used to break into the camp kitchen and steal the vanilla extract to get drunk. So they switched to artificial vanilla, which is non-alcoholic. They still broke in. They still got drunk. Hmmmm. Non alcoholic or imitation vanilla usually contains propylene glycol, used in antifreeze and can cause an intoxication similar to alcohol. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/7 "2001-06-13T12:04:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AWB \* > \*\* Too true. I tried just a taste of straight vanilla, and almost vomited. \*\* Oh man, **AWB** , you slay me. Here you are, a highly respected and well-seasoned Doper…and your secret dream to be named to the Straight Dope Science Advisory Board shows through again 😃 Here, have a laminated I.D. Card. It states that you are now an accepted member in good standing of the SDSAB. And, please turn your head to the right before vomiting. 🙂 Cartooniverse ( now, every time I bake I’ll think of **AWB** ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/8 "2001-06-13T12:09:44Z")
For what it’s worth, my grandfather had a gold mine in Alaska in the 1930’s and it was a dry camp. My mother tells about how the cook got rocked by drinking vanilla extract, followed by some pretty intense projectile vomiting and a hangover that probably ranks in the top ten. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/9 "2001-06-13T12:11:00Z")
I wouldn’t be all that surprised if vanillin is toxic in high doses. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/10 "2001-06-13T12:45:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chief Crunch \* > **Orange and lemon extract have 80% ethyl alcohol; however, I can’t imagine anyone being able to tolerate drinking a significant amount of the stuff with the possible exception of a guy I knew in college.** …and a guy I knew in high school. He shoplifted four little bottles of lemon extract from a grocery store, drank them, and somehow managed to keep it down. For a while. At least his spew was lemon fresh. ---
**Author:** ![lestrange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@lestrange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lestrange)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/11 "2001-06-13T12:47:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AWB \* > Another sounds-good-but-isn’t baking ingredient is baker’s chocolate. It comes in mini-Chunky sized bricks. But unsweetened chocolate is hard to swallow. 🙂 \*\* too true. My 4 year old demanded a taste of melted chocolate when I was making brownies a few months ago. I told her she wouldn’t like it, but no matter what I said, she was determined to have a mouthful of what looked to her like yummy chocolate. So finally, I obliged. She stood there silently with a dismayed expression on her face for about 15 seconds. And then, in a tiny voice, she said, “Help.” We got her mouth rinsed out, and she was fine. The brownies were great. But she never asked for unsweetened chocolate again. ---
**Author:** ![sethdallob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@sethdallob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sethdallob)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/12 "2001-06-13T16:43:15Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by sethdallob \* > \*\* so why isn’t it sold as liquor?_\* ---
**Author:** ![Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrison_s_Lament)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/13 "2001-06-13T18:16:05Z")
Bums in Iceland get loaded on all kinds of baking extracts all the time. Really sad to think of the heartburn they go through to stay a little buzzed ☹ — G. Raven ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/14 "2001-06-13T19:19:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Morrison’s Lament \* > \*\*Bums in Iceland get loaded on all kinds of baking extracts all the time. Really sad to think of the heartburn they go through to stay a little buzzed > \*\* Could be worse. Could be much worse. I don’t know if the same problems are still plaguing the First Nations people around Calgary, I hope not. Walking through downtown Calgary I had come across, at various times, bottles of _Williams Lectric Shave, Aqua Velva_ and cans of _Lysol_. Now I can’t even stand the smell of Lysol as an air freshener, I can’t imagine how bad it must be to drink. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/15 "2001-06-13T20:26:21Z")
extract? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![rebelyell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e9bcb4/32.png) [@rebelyell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rebelyell)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/16 "2001-06-13T21:22:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by adam yax \*Now I can’t even stand the smell of Lysol as an air freshener, I can’t imagine how bad it must be to drink. \*\* Actually I think they huff it. Imagine a lung full. Now another. And another. Now pass out for while. When you wake up, roll in filth and then go beg for spare change. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/17 "2001-06-13T21:50:44Z")
> [@](#): > > Now with 35% alcohol content, this seems like a cheap ($15 for about a liter of stuff) 35% = 70 proof Now not being a avid buyer of alcohol but I think you can get 1.75l for around $12 (perhaps $8 in NH) at 90 proof. Vanilla extract might be a solution for underaged drinkers but I don’t think it’s cheaper. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/18 "2001-06-13T23:57:45Z")
You can make your own then you can drink it too! Yum: "To make your own vanilla extract, rub two vanilla beans with the dull edge of a knife to evenly distribute the beans, then cut the beans in half lengthwise, and place in a bottle of vodka or some other kind of liquor. Martha likes to use the very best vodka she can find. Seal the bottle, and set in a cool, dark place for four to six months, shaking the jar occasionally, until the flavor of the extract has mellowed. The clear vodka will turn a nice deep brown. [http://www.cyber-kitchen.com/ubbs/archive/MIXES/Good\_Thing\_Vanilla\_Extract.html](http://www.cyber-kitchen.com/ubbs/archive/MIXES/Good_Thing_Vanilla_Extract.html)" sethdallob, I think that alcohol in food falls under regulations other then than that for alcohol in drinks. BaBaRum balls are loaded with Rum & you can get drunk with those. Yummy! ---
**Author:** ![stochastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@stochastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stochastic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/19 "2001-06-14T06:36:21Z")
FWIW: In the 9th grade science class I taught this year, I had my students make vanilla ice cream for a lab. The kids that used alcoholic vanilla extract had a greater difficulty freezing their ice cream than those using an alcohol-free vanilla extract from Trader Joe’s. This turned out to be a great demo of the effect of solvents upon freezing points. Unfortunately, I know that the only thing that several of my less-than-bright-bulb students got out of this exercise was the knowledge that vanilla extract has a fair amount of alcohol, and they probably went home and raided mom’s pantry. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645/20 "2001-06-14T07:06:28Z")
Does anyone remember the Family Ties episode with Tom Hanks as the mom’s alcoholic brother? Someone found him in the kitchen drinking the vanilla extract. Or am I insane? FWIW, Stoli makes a vanilla flavored vodka. Absolut doesn’t, but has a damn cool website. Too bad I’m a **VOX** fan. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-get-drunk-on-pure-vanilla-extract/68645.md?page=2)