# Can You Haiku? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-haiku/12741 "2000-01-14T06:08:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-haiku/12741/21 "2001-01-12T16:42:02Z")
No, I can’t Haiku. It is a stupid art-form. So don’t ask me to. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-haiku/12741/22 "2001-01-12T17:06:15Z")
Surfing porn all day movies, pictures, sound files, gifs no more hard drive space –sublight. ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-haiku/12741/23 "2001-01-12T17:09:03Z")
Yet another time, The SDMB makes me Snort pop out my nose. Is that NEA grant check in the mail yet? ---
**Author:** ![Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chance_the_Gardener)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-haiku/12741/24 "2001-01-12T17:47:09Z")
Morons call all day At the online call center. Please leave me alone. Man, I hate my job. Working sure beats homelessness. Won’t you pay my rent? Hack and cough and wheeze It sure is tough to fake it. “Boss, I can’t come in…” ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-haiku/12741/25 "2001-01-12T18:04:05Z")
yes, andygirl can haiku, as you can see in this very nice thread. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48313](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48313) You may call this a shameless plug, but I do not seem to care that much. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![muppetsoup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@muppetsoup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muppetsoup)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-haiku/12741/26 "2001-01-12T18:09:16Z")
Was Mister Rogers Really a sniper in the Marine Corps in 'Nam? ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-haiku/12741/27 "2001-01-12T18:59:08Z")
Spring parking lot dark Overhead crow flies silent Tranny fluid drips ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-haiku/12741/28 "2001-01-12T19:34:12Z")
Stop it, you retards Haikus are never that good I wouldn’t write one ---
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-haiku/12741/29 "2001-01-22T16:50:09Z")
- Japanese Cartoon Many Naughty Tentacles Octopus Orgy \* **HAIKU!!!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-haiku/12741.md?page=1)