# Can you remember the end of this little joke?

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**Created:** [May 25, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-remember-the-end-of-this-little-joke/965087 "2022-05-25T16:10:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![salinqmind1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@salinqmind1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind1)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-remember-the-end-of-this-little-joke/965087/1 "2022-05-25T16:10:24Z")

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I can’t remember the end of it, I think it might have been a Rodney Dangerfield joke.

“I told her this morning, make me late for work…so she\_\_\_\_\_”. insinuating he wanted some fooling around, but instead she did something like take his car?

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-remember-the-end-of-this-little-joke/965087/2 "2022-05-25T16:38:49Z")

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> [@salinqmind1](#):
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> insinuating he wanted some fooling around, but instead she did something like take his car?

That would work. If it’s better than that hope someone knows it and posts.  
ETA: “…hid my car keys” might be a better finish than “…took my car”.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@salinqmind1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind1)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-remember-the-end-of-this-little-joke/965087/3 "2022-05-25T18:15:11Z")

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Yes, that does sound better! I think that punchline is what I was trying to remember, thanks.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-remember-the-end-of-this-little-joke/965087/4 "2022-05-25T18:53:46Z")

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> [@salinqmind1](#):
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> I told her this morning, make me late for work…so she\_\_\_\_\_”.

Handcuffed me to the bed…

…then took my wallet and went shopping."

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-remember-the-end-of-this-little-joke/965087/5 "2022-05-25T19:41:26Z")

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Also good. Lot of room to work this one.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-remember-the-end-of-this-little-joke/965087/6 "2022-05-26T14:56:05Z")

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> [@salinqmind1](#):
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> “I told her this morning, make me late for work…so she

slashed my tires.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-remember-the-end-of-this-little-joke/965087/7 "2022-05-26T15:03:14Z")

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I like it. I think I’ll steal that. ‘Slashed’ is good edgy touch.