# Can you report someone's signature?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-report-someones-signature/666750>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [August 20, 2013, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-report-someones-signature/666750 "2013-08-20T22:05:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 4

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-report-someones-signature/666750/61 "2013-08-23T01:08:21Z")

</div>

G Spot?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-report-someones-signature/666750/62 "2013-08-23T01:23:59Z")

</div>

> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
>
> G Spot?

C sharp with vibrato, at least IME.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-report-someones-signature/666750/63 "2013-08-23T01:37:44Z")

</div>

> [@kayaker](#):
>
> C sharp with vibrato, at least IME.

Played on the G string of a violin.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-report-someones-signature/666750/64 "2013-08-23T02:05:37Z")

</div>

> [@EmilyG](#):
>
> If only you knew what the G stood for in my username, you might report it. :eek:
> 
> (Actually, I can’t think of any particularly bad or controversial words beginning with G.)

Hmmm. G. Would report it. Hmmm. Hmmm. Wait! Could it be … EmilyGOP?!? :eek:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-report-someones-signature/666750/65 "2013-08-23T02:10:22Z")

</div>

> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
>
> Hmmm. G. Would report it. Hmmm. Hmmm. Wait! Could it be … EmilyGOP?!? :eek:

Nah. She’s Canadian. It would be EmilyNDP or some such thing, given the last federal election.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-report-someones-signature/666750/66 "2013-08-23T02:12:59Z")

</div>

> [@D18](#):
>
> Nah. She’s Canadian. It would be EmilyNDP or some such thing, given the last federal election.

Well, like all Canadians, she probably wishes she were American and so adopted the name, possibly not realizing how vile it was.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-report-someones-signature/666750/67 "2013-09-03T00:44:10Z")

</div>

Testing time machine

* * *

\*Last edited by donkeyoatey; 02-22-2199 at 09:16 AM. Reason: Unknown \*

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-report-someones-signature/666750.md?page=3)