# Can you stick a gun inside a dog and send it back through the Terminator time machine

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 30, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-stick-a-gun-inside-a-dog-and-send-it-back-through-the-terminator-time-machine/548601 "2010-07-30T17:34:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-stick-a-gun-inside-a-dog-and-send-it-back-through-the-terminator-time-machine/548601/21 "2010-08-01T14:41:44Z")

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The OP forgot to add: “Need answer fast!”

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-stick-a-gun-inside-a-dog-and-send-it-back-through-the-terminator-time-machine/548601/22 "2010-08-01T15:02:12Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> The OP forgot to add: “Need answer fast!”

You never need an answer fast when you have a time machine.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-stick-a-gun-inside-a-dog-and-send-it-back-through-the-terminator-time-machine/548601/23 "2010-08-01T15:23:04Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> Wait. You have to cover something in a live thing to send it back in time? Why?

Them’s the rules.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-stick-a-gun-inside-a-dog-and-send-it-back-through-the-terminator-time-machine/548601/24 "2010-08-01T15:27:25Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> > [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> > The OP forgot to add: “Need answer fast!”
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> You never need an answer fast when you have a time machine.

You’d think so, [but apparently not.](http://www.cracked.com/article_16625_8-classic-movies-that-got-away-with-gaping-plot-holes.html) (see #5)

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**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-stick-a-gun-inside-a-dog-and-send-it-back-through-the-terminator-time-machine/548601/25 "2010-08-01T16:00:10Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> It’s not internally (ha!) consistent. However, as far as they’ve told us, yes. You should be able to send back anything as long as it’s covered in a live thing.
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> Why the T-1000 arrived naked, however, I have no idea.

So the ladies could take a gander at some sweet, sweet, Schwarzenegger beefcake.

Is it just me, or are we starting to get more and more bizarre and pointless OPs? I am starting to think we have some posters who are just bots stringing together random questions. On that note: If the moon was made of Roquefort cheese, could it be destroyed with a nuclear bomb? How many megatons would it take? I just gotta know.

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-stick-a-gun-inside-a-dog-and-send-it-back-through-the-terminator-time-machine/548601/26 "2010-08-01T19:29:14Z")

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No, no, Arnold was an exoskeleton with a skin covering. He would have been naked. Whatshisface the T-1000 is liquid metal. His clothes are him.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-stick-a-gun-inside-a-dog-and-send-it-back-through-the-terminator-time-machine/548601/27 "2010-08-01T20:21:35Z")

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In one of the Terminator comics from Dark Horse, a Terminator is sent back in time with a couple of humans. After they all arrive, the Terminator tears the humans apart to extract futuristic weapons.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-stick-a-gun-inside-a-dog-and-send-it-back-through-the-terminator-time-machine/548601/28 "2010-08-04T01:05:02Z")

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In the first Terminator comic (before Dark Horse bought the rights) a group of Terminators sew a pistol into a live human’s stomach so they can bring a weapon back with them.

In one scene in Robocop Vs Terminator, Robo simply uses a huge pile of vat grown meat and skin to cover a large weapon he wants to send back.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-stick-a-gun-inside-a-dog-and-send-it-back-through-the-terminator-time-machine/548601/29 "2010-08-04T15:12:35Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Outside a dog, a gun is a man’s best friend.
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> Inside a dog, it’s too dark to shoot.

_grumbles_ rassmfrassm Dopers always posting my thoughts before me!  
_stomps off_

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