# Can you tell me who the pornstar on the left is? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 4, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927 "2012-12-04T02:54:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jmoney\_84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7cd45c/32.png) [@jmoney\_84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmoney_84)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/1 "2012-12-04T02:54:06Z")
NSFW link:[spoiler][http://www.google.com/imgres?q=pornstar+cleavage&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&sa=N&tbo=d&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=ii9pCeiZ8dT7aM:&imgrefurl=http://epicboobs.me/2012/05/27/pornstar-cleavage/&docid=\_PFo89bBJB9n3M&imgurl=http://epicboobs.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/20120527-091922-219x219.jpg&w=219&h=219&ei=CmW9UP2dJIXp0gHb2IHgDw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=347&sig=113661861860559845804&page=1&tbnh=139&tbnw=140&start=0&ndsp=39&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0,i:104&tx=126&ty=83[/spoiler]](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=pornstar+cleavage&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&sa=N&tbo=d&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=ii9pCeiZ8dT7aM:&imgrefurl=http://epicboobs.me/2012/05/27/pornstar-cleavage/&docid=_PFo89bBJB9n3M&imgurl=http://epicboobs.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/20120527-091922-219x219.jpg&w=219&h=219&ei=CmW9UP2dJIXp0gHb2IHgDw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=347&sig=113661861860559845804&page=1&tbnh=139&tbnw=140&start=0&ndsp=39&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0,i:104&tx=126&ty=83%5B/spoiler%5D) I know the woman on the right is Kelly Madison. But who’s on the left side? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/2 "2012-12-04T02:59:40Z")
Google Image Search says Eva Notty. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/3 "2012-12-04T03:00:07Z")
There are only 2 in that pic? I’m seeing 4. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/4 "2012-12-04T03:02:19Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > There are only 2 in that pic? I’m seeing 4. Move your face away from the monitor and clean the drool off of it. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/5 "2012-12-04T03:13:56Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Move your face away from the monitor and clean the drool off of it. Boy, have you got the wrong guy for that comment… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/6 "2012-12-04T03:38:04Z")
Questions about cinema go in Cafe Society.🙂 Colibri General Questions Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/7 "2012-12-04T04:01:43Z")
Don’t know either one, but they’re both grotesque. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/8 "2012-12-04T04:09:23Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Don’t know either one, but they’re both grotesque. This is obviously some strange usage of the word “grotesque” that I hadn’t previously been aware of. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/9 "2012-12-04T04:32:24Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Google Image Search says Eva Notty. Much as smart phones did for bar debates, Google Image Search (and TinEye) are ruining Internet debates. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/10 "2012-12-04T04:46:42Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > Much as smart phones did for bar debates, Google Image Search (and TinEye) are ruining Internet debates. As much as I hate it when (for example) someone poses a question such as “Can anyone help me come up with a list of [obscure something or other]?” and we all have fun for a few posts trying to work it out until someone posts a link with exactly what the OP was asking for…this wasn’t really a debate. But I get what you’re saying. I wish I could think of a concrete example or come up with a thread where someone plastered a link in the 10th post when the thread was just starting to get interesting. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/11 "2012-12-04T05:02:04Z")
Skank McSkankersen? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/12 "2012-12-04T05:13:37Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > Much as smart phones did for bar debates, Google Image Search (and TinEye) are ruining Internet debates. Smart phones ruin nothing - they simply shift the debate from \ to \ to \ to even more fundamental ontological horizons. Or, depending on the state of the beer pitcher, lead to a violent row with Siri. Either way, still entertaining. (Anecdote: I once actually had a drunken row with a GPS navigator. The blasted thing kept saying to keep going forward when I knew full well we shoulda turned left right there, it was my fuckin’ neighbourhood fer chrissakes. I don’t recall who won the argument in the end, however. I woke up in my bed, so it musta been me, on account of the piece of shit was \*trying \*to get us lost !) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/13 "2012-12-04T05:30:34Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Move your face away from the monitor and clean the drool off of it. Never assume . . . . ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/14 "2012-12-04T05:34:28Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Never assume . . . . If it wasn’t meant to be a joke…then I’m not seeing 4 pornstars in the linked picture, just 2. ---
**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/15 "2012-12-04T05:56:27Z")
[Deleted as it wasn’t funny] ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/16 "2012-12-04T06:24:12Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Skank McSkankersen? I think it’s Skank McTramperson. ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/17 "2012-12-04T06:24:43Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > There are only 2 in that pic? I’m seeing 4. Maybe you’re having a stroke. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/18 "2012-12-04T06:27:49Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > This is obviously some strange usage of the word “grotesque” that I hadn’t previously been aware of. If some is good, more is not always better. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/19 "2012-12-04T06:36:11Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > If it wasn’t meant to be a joke…then I’m not seeing 4 pornstars in the linked picture, just 2. It’s a tit joke, dude. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/20 "2012-12-04T13:28:31Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > If some is good, more is not always better. Sure, some people don’t like big boobs. I get it. But even so, that doesn’t make them “grotesque.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927.md?page=2)