# Can you tell me who the pornstar on the left is? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 4, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927 "2012-12-04T02:54:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/21 "2012-12-04T13:34:59Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Questions about cinema go in Cafe Society.🙂 Todaloo, I’m off for the cinema Lovey. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/22 "2012-12-04T15:12:03Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > Sure, some people don’t like big boobs. > I get it. > But even so, that doesn’t make them “grotesque.” One definition of grotesque is “strangely or fantastically distorted”. Even if you like big boobs, these particular 4 boobs have indeed been implanted to grotesque levels. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/23 "2012-12-04T16:51:34Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Move your face away from the monitor and clean the drool off of it. That’s not his face. And that’s not drool. ---
**Author:** ![DarkFire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@DarkFire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkFire)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/24 "2012-12-04T17:45:00Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > One definition of grotesque is “strangely or fantastically distorted”. Even if you like big boobs, these particular 4 boobs have indeed been implanted to grotesque levels. I err..had a friend. Yes, we’ll go with friend.. do some research and he says the boobs of Eva Notty are NOT implants. And as far as he knows, ditto for the other woman. It’s the bra that’s deforming them. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/25 "2012-12-04T18:34:48Z")
> [@DarkFire](#): > > I err..had a friend. Yes, we’ll go with friend.. do some research and he says the boobs of Eva Notty are NOT implants. And as far as he knows, ditto for the other woman. It’s the bra that’s deforming them. According to Boobpedia 😃 (never thought I’d be writing those words here), a wiki for big boobs, neither lady has implants. Staff, true? The site is moderately NSFW, seemingly containing just one softcore picture per page, but primarily it’s just textual biographical information. (Now I know how I’ll be spending the rest of the day.) Kelly Madison [Kelly Madison](http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Kelly_Madison) Born: August 26, 1967 (age 45) Newport Beach, California Years active: 2001-present Measurements: 34FF-26-34 in Bra/cup size: 34G (75G) (same as FF cup) Boobs: Natural Eva Notty [Eva Notty](http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Eva_Notty) Born: July 7, 1982 (age 30) Tucson, Arizona Years active: 2004-present Measurements: 40-28-34 Bra/cup size: 34J (75J) Boobs: Natural ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/26 "2012-12-04T18:50:36Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > According to [Boobpedia](http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Main_Page) 😃 Well there goes the rest of the workday. ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/27 "2012-12-04T18:54:19Z")
It’s nothing but naked women. How the hell is that “moderately” not safe for work? ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/28 "2012-12-04T19:02:02Z")
> [@DarkFire](#): > > I err..had a friend. Yes, we’ll go with friend.. do some research and he says the boobs of Eva Notty are NOT implants. And as far as he knows, ditto for the other woman. It’s the bra that’s deforming them. Yeah, those boobs look real. They sit real in the bras, and the arm size of the ladies are not the stick thin arms of some women who buy huge implants. I wouldn’t say the bras are \*\*deforming \*\*the boobs though. They look great to me. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/29 "2012-12-04T19:26:24Z")
> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#): > > It’s nothing but naked women. How the hell is that “moderately” not safe for work? Depends where ya work, I guess.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/30 "2012-12-04T21:31:36Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Depends where ya work, I guess.🆒 This. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/31 "2012-12-04T21:38:47Z")
Subscribing to review later. > [@Kobal2](#): > > (Anecdote: I once actually had a drunken row with a GPS navigator. The blasted thing kept saying to keep going forward when I knew full well we shoulda turned left right there, it was my fuckin’ neighbourhood fer chrissakes. > I don’t recall who won the argument in the end, however. I woke up in my bed, so it musta been me, on account of the piece of shit was \*trying \*to get us lost !) One time used someone’s GPS to find my brother’s house. I knew if I went on up the road a ways, I could turn right on a thoroughfare, then make a left into a neighborhood. And I knew the street names. Had even looked on a map. But thought I’d use the GPS. Damn thing took me on an early right into a different neighborhood, then an odd right on a side street, wandered around, a detour left, a curve through another street, a couple more wandering turns, and finally came out of that neighborhood at the light on the thoroughfare I had mentioned. Across from the turn. It had apparently wandered me around on a separate instance of the street with the same name that was not connected to the bit I wanted. It might or might not have been closer as the crow flies, but it sure wasn’t closer or faster by the actual route. ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/32 "2012-12-05T01:22:32Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > One time used someone’s GPS to find my brother’s house. I knew if I went on up the road a ways, I could turn right on a thoroughfare, then make a left into a neighborhood. And I knew the street names. Had even looked on a map. But thought I’d use the GPS. Damn thing took me on an early right into a different neighborhood, then an odd right on a side street, wandered around, a detour left, a curve through another street, a couple more wandering turns, and finally came out of that neighborhood at the light on the thoroughfare I had mentioned. Across from the turn. It had apparently wandered me around on a separate instance of the street with the same name that was not connected to the bit I wanted. It might or might not have been closer as the crow flies, but it sure wasn’t closer or faster by the actual route. Sometimes the problem lies in how the map data have been codified in the GPS software. I have found that my GPS wants to take me the wrong way through streets that are only one-way, or through bicycle lanes. I guess that there _will_ be mistakes there. And I am amazed at how a discussion about bounteous breastitude has been transformed into a talk on the accuracy of GPS receivers … ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/33 "2012-12-05T04:55:47Z")
> [@Kamino\_Neko](#): > > It’s a tit joke, dude. Which still seems to depend on **panache** being straight for it to make sense. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/34 "2012-12-05T05:04:51Z")
Only on the Dope could a thread about boobies get hijacked into anecdotes about GPS problems. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/35 "2012-12-05T06:55:12Z")
Well, I _was_ posting from work. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/36 "2012-12-05T07:57:20Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Yeah, those boobs look real. They sit real in the bras, and the arm size of the ladies are not the stick thin arms of some women who buy huge implants. > > I wouldn’t say the bras are \*\*deforming \*\*the boobs though. They look great to me. I don’t mind seeing seeing women who don’t appear to be on the verge of starvation. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/37 "2012-12-05T08:08:34Z")
> [@Snerky\_Snerk](#): > > Maybe you’re having a stroke. I’m sure he is. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/38 "2012-12-05T08:09:50Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Well there goes the rest of the workday. It has a category Writers. Sure they’re pushing that definition, including Sarah Palin, but it is nice to be surprised by the web after all these years. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/39 "2012-12-05T15:05:02Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Google Image Search says Eva Notty. With a name like that, the poor girl never had a chance. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/40 "2012-12-05T15:22:15Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Which still seems to depend on **panache** being straight for it to make sense. No, I’m pretty sure gay guys know what tits are, and how many of them are to the average set. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927.md?page=3)