# Can you tell me who the pornstar on the left is? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 4, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927 "2012-12-04T02:54:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/41 "2012-12-06T15:30:32Z")
I was going to say it’s Tits McGee, but I see the mystery had been solved. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/42 "2012-12-06T16:21:59Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > I don’t mind seeing seeing women who don’t appear to be on the verge of starvation. Welcome to paradise! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/43 "2012-12-06T16:25:42Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Which still seems to depend on **panache** being straight for it to make sense. I’m not. But I know how to count to 4. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/44 "2012-12-06T17:18:50Z")
And it can be done with his free hand!! (Would work better if **panache45** were straight.) ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/45 "2012-12-06T19:10:28Z")
The joke appears to be that each of the tits is a star in its own right, purposely confusing tits vs people in the picture. Doesn’t require anyone to be straight. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/46 "2012-12-06T19:22:58Z")
If that was directed at me, I meant the counting to 4 part. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927/47 "2012-12-06T22:16:42Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > The site is moderately NSFW, seemingly containing just one softcore picture per page, but primarily it’s just textual biographical information. For the record, pictures of women with ginormous boobs who are not wearing clothing from the waist up should be considered NSFW, whether or not their nipples are visible. I added spoiler boxes to two links to make them comply with our two-click rule, and broke the third. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-me-who-the-pornstar-on-the-left-is/642927.md?page=2)