# Can you top RickJay's Chuck Norris joke?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-rickjays-chuck-norris-joke/431865 "2008-01-01T03:19:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-rickjays-chuck-norris-joke/431865/81 "2008-01-05T23:42:52Z")

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Chuck Norris allowed Mr Rogers to win [The Ultimate Showdown](http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/), but only because Chuck thought it would be funnier.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-rickjays-chuck-norris-joke/431865/82 "2008-01-06T18:52:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]  
Chuck Norris can give his girlfriend an orgasm without taking her clothes off.

Wait, no, that’s me. 🆒  
[/QUOTE]  
How many times has he done this to you?

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-rickjays-chuck-norris-joke/431865/83 "2008-01-06T19:57:02Z")

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[QUOTE=gigi]  
How many times has he done this to you?  
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Once. Anything more would have caused **Hostile Dialect** severe physical and mental trauma.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-rickjays-chuck-norris-joke/431865/84 "2008-01-07T00:25:34Z")

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Wedding proposal that should have worked: I love you like Chuck Norris loves to break stuff.

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