# Can you top these creepy dolls? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 21, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376 "2011-10-21T17:47:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/41 "2011-10-28T07:27:35Z")
> [@dangermom](#): > > They couldn’t find a doll with plumbing? I had a baby boy doll who could pee. His name was Charlie. One of my brothers colored his hair blue. And THAT reminds me of [this gem from Ideal.](http://www.etsy.com/listing/24917878/archie-bunkers-grandson-joey-stivic-doll) ---
**Author:** ![nolonger\_lurking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/41988e/32.png) [@nolonger\_lurking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nolonger_lurking)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/42 "2011-10-28T12:57:59Z")
> [@TheBori](#): > > Well, my wife needed the nurses to practice inserting a catheter, but the dolls were not…um…configured for that procedure…so there I was, in my garage running a power drill into the crotch of an infant. You know, given that the rest of the procedures were practiced on dolls, wouldn’t it have been better to run a power drill into the crotch of a doll? ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/43 "2011-10-28T16:10:28Z")
> [@sangfroid](#): > > Vermont’s own [Beth Robinson](http://www.strangedolls.net/ooak.html) does some pretty creepy work. Business seems good - she’s stopped taking commissioned work at the moment. > > “Eyeteeth” is just…disturbing. . . . I was going to post the same link! ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/44 "2011-10-28T17:30:15Z")
> [@gwendee](#): > > And THAT reminds me of [this gem from Ideal.](http://www.etsy.com/listing/24917878/archie-bunkers-grandson-joey-stivic-doll) That’s exactly the right vintage, but not the same doll. Which means that there was more than one anatomically correct and working baby boy doll being produced back then! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/45 "2011-10-28T18:02:42Z")
This thread needs [the appropriate music.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfklKnOg4w) ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/46 "2011-10-28T21:30:32Z")
When I was young I had a doll that when you pumped her arm, her face changed expressions. If you pumped the arm hard and fast enough, she would make this horrible demon grimace that would scare the peanut butter and jelly outta me. I remember doing it just to scare myself. Nobody but me remembers that doll. ---
**Author:** ![sangfroid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/47 "2011-10-28T22:27:39Z")
Hi, **Eonwe**! Always a pleasure to see another Vermonter on the SDMB. I stumbled across Beth’s website and found her work mesmerizing (dolls have always creeped me out for some reason). Also, funny video there, \*\*Derleth \*\*- _“…it’s got a ruined eye…”_ - hehe… ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/48 "2011-10-31T17:18:49Z")
[Here’s one.](http://i.imgur.com/VtSBj.jpg) I mean, assuming that’s a doll and not something else. Like a demon. ---
**Author:** ![Gesturing\_Mildly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/65b543/32.png) [@Gesturing\_Mildly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gesturing_Mildly)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/49 "2011-10-31T18:59:57Z")
Thought of this thread this weekend, when I was shopping at Goodwill for my Halloween costume. There was a lady jammed between the clothes racks with me, with her cart piled up super high around one of those shopping-cart baby carriers, like you have so your precious snowflake doesn’t get store germs on his little baby hands. When I squeezed past her, I saw that she had two little babies crammed in there. Before my childfree mind could register the “I don’t think that’s safe …” I noticed that they were twin reborns!! EEEEEEEEE! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/50 "2011-10-31T22:35:41Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > When I was young I had a doll that when you pumped her arm, her face changed expressions. If you pumped the arm hard and fast enough, she would make this horrible demon grimace that would scare the peanut butter and jelly outta me. I remember doing it just to scare myself. > > Nobody but me remembers that doll. Are you sure it was a doll and not a younger cousin? ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/51 "2011-11-01T06:07:28Z")
[QUOTE=Biggirl;14381610 This one’s a cheat. It’s not a human baby. [/QUOTE] Holy crap!!! I needed a more detailed warning. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/52 "2011-11-02T01:02:11Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > [Here’s one.](http://i.imgur.com/VtSBj.jpg) I mean, assuming that’s a doll and not something else. Like a demon. My vote’s for “demon.” ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376/53 "2011-11-02T06:10:54Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > My vote’s for “demon.” You win. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-top-these-creepy-dolls/600376.md?page=2)