# Can you turn your head to the left and to the right, fuckhead? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 7, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-turn-your-head-to-the-left-and-to-the-right-fuckhead/57067 "2001-03-07T06:07:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-turn-your-head-to-the-left-and-to-the-right-fuckhead/57067/1 "2001-03-07T06:07:04Z")
Then do it when your changing lanes asshole! It’s called **checking the blind spot!** You are not supposed to just zip over into the next lane, so that you almost side swipe me in my car. You are supposed to turn your head and look over your shoulder and make sure there are no cars in the blind spot. Then you can slide over. Don’t forget the signal light, moron! Listen up: Your rear view mirror **doesn’t** cover your blind spot. The 2 out side mirrors **don’t** cover your blind spot enough. You have to turn your head and look. What’s the matter, you got arthritis in your neck? **NO EXCUSE!** Turn your head and check your blind spot. You scared the hell out of me when you did that today. You think the world revolves around your fat ass? You don’t just zip into the lane like that! I had to slam my brakes and lay on the horn, and you still kept a coming! I could see your ugly face starring straight ahead while you came at me sideways:eek: I almost shit! No signal light, no checking the blind spot. You just cut on over. Then when my horn woke you up, you snapped back into your lane, and almost into the far right lane, making the poor bastard in that lane almost shit! Driving is NOT a right! And, you should not be driving, asshole. :mad: **You know who you are!** ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-turn-your-head-to-the-left-and-to-the-right-fuckhead/57067/2 "2001-03-07T20:19:34Z")
**9.8.** ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-turn-your-head-to-the-left-and-to-the-right-fuckhead/57067/3 "2001-03-07T20:24:56Z")
**9.8.** ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-turn-your-head-to-the-left-and-to-the-right-fuckhead/57067/4 "2001-03-07T20:38:09Z")
…for a total of **19.6.** And I think that’s the best we’ve ever seen from the Milwaukee team, isn’t it, Donna? Yes, Brad, the Cheeseheads are certainly up for this performance today, here in the Pit. Sorry we can’t say the same for the Land O’ Lincoln team, eh, Brad? No, Donna, it seems the Downstaters’ usually able captain, Duck Duck Goose, slipped during an attempted toe loop and actually performed a _double_ toe loop. That’s going to cost them with the judges, Brad. You’re right, Donna, the Swiss judge tends to be especially hard on double toe loopers. And we’ll be right back with more of “Pit, Pit, and Nothing but the Pit” after this word from our sponsor… ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-turn-your-head-to-the-left-and-to-the-right-fuckhead/57067/5 "2001-03-08T04:28:32Z")
Hey, **DDG** : 😃 ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-turn-your-head-to-the-left-and-to-the-right-fuckhead/57067/6 "2001-03-08T04:31:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pkbites \* > **Then do it when your changing lanes asshole! It’s called checking the blind spot! You are not supposed to just zip over into the next lane, so that you almost side swipe me in my car. You are supposed to turn your head and look over your shoulder and make sure there are no cars in the blind spot. Then you can slide over. Don’t forget the signal light, moron…** A word of advice, **pkbites** : Stay outta California…it’ll drive you _nuts_. 😉 Driving on SoCal streets and freeways is a real-life video game. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-turn-your-head-to-the-left-and-to-the-right-fuckhead/57067/7 "2001-03-08T05:52:48Z")
“And now this word from our sponsor, the Apple Institute:” “FUCK PEARS!” “We now return to our previously scheduled pit rant…”