# Can you use Chopsticks?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-use-chopsticks/421405>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 3, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-use-chopsticks/421405 "2007-10-03T17:19:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-use-chopsticks/421405/101 "2007-10-05T07:01:00Z")

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[QUOTE=jjimm]  
Hurrah for Google Video! No upload limit.

My dear **chowder** , I present to you: [How to use chopsticks](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6624816952785064151&hl=en), the English way, with special guest appearances by Cookie Monster and a bowl of macadamia nuts.

Good Christ I sound posh. I don’t sound like that in my own head.

(BTW to eat noodles, do it leaning over the bowl - it’s how the locals do it.)  
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Heh, very educational so I gave it a try…ye Gods it works!

Managed to pick up a peanut (Planters, the big uns) but as yet my attempts to pick up more than one are proving less of a success. Practice will be the order of the day.

Cor mate you do sound ever so posh. The cat is a cute little rascal

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**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-use-chopsticks/421405/102 "2007-10-05T07:13:44Z")

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[QUOTE=jjimm]  
Hurrah for Google Video! No upload limit.  
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That is a total crack up - thanks for the laugh.

Now can you please read me “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” - all four books in your wicked accent?

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-use-chopsticks/421405/103 "2007-10-05T08:28:23Z")

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[QUOTE=spooje]  
I can use them quite well. But frankly, I don’t see the point. Western utensils easier to user and more efficent.  
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I find chopsticks are easier for certain things, like sushi, some kinds of dim sum, or cooking in a hot pot. Hell, eating out of a Chinese takeout box is easier with chopsticks, because forks are too short. Also, sometimes I eat Doritos with chopsticks when I’m at the computer so I don’t gunk up the keyboard. Try doing that with another utensil.

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-use-chopsticks/421405/104 "2007-10-05T08:53:31Z")

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[QUOTE=sturmhauke]  
Also, sometimes I eat Doritos with chopsticks when I’m at the computer so I don’t gunk up the keyboard. Try doing that with another utensil.  
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That´s actually a very good idea, let´s all pretend that I came up with it in the first place!.. no? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-use-chopsticks/421405/105 "2007-10-05T11:10:40Z")

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[QUOTE=sturmhauke]  
I find chopsticks are easier for certain things, like sushi, some kinds of dim sum, or cooking in a hot pot. Hell, eating out of a Chinese takeout box is easier with chopsticks, because forks are too short. Also, sometimes I eat Doritos with chopsticks when I’m at the computer so I don’t gunk up the keyboard. Try doing that with another utensil.  
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A spoon?

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-use-chopsticks/421405/106 "2007-10-05T15:37:19Z")

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One thing that I haven’t noticed in this thread yet, but is worth mentioning:

IF YOU ARE LEFT HANDED:

The good news is that there is no real cultural taboo against using the things in your left hand - at least not in the (Sino-)Vietnamese culture I’m used to (but I can’t speak for Korea, Japan, etc…). Go to a Vietnamese restaurant, and you’ll see a person here and a person there eating happily with the left hand. And that’s fine, but…

THE BAD NEWS is that you really, _really_ need to remember when taking your seat to either sit next to a fellow left hander, or sit at the left edge of the table.

If you don’t, it’s fencing practice all night.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-use-chopsticks/421405/107 "2007-10-05T21:24:08Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
Heh, very educational so I gave it a try…ye Gods it works!

Managed to pick up a peanut (Planters, the big uns) but as yet my attempts to pick up more than one are proving less of a success. Practice will be the order of the day.

Cor mate you do sound ever so posh. The cat is a cute little rascal  
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This is why I love the Dope.

ETA: I love Cookie Monster!

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