# Canada Family Action Coalition is shocked, SHOCKED over ten-second ad **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 8, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049 "2005-02-08T19:27:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/41 "2005-02-09T02:24:09Z")
> [@Northern Piper](#): > > I always wondered about Pooh and Piglet… Oh, puh-lease… Rabbit is the obvious queen! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/42 "2005-02-09T05:11:19Z")
This thread has been hijacked by a bunch of Chinese bamboo gobblers! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/43 "2005-02-09T05:17:54Z")
> [@detop](#): > > I’m sure you’re right, assholiness is universal. And **Fuji** , I read your sentence as “pulls hydrant **wench** out of coat” 😃 Watersports, now? No need to make this thread perverted. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/44 "2005-02-09T05:57:35Z")
Look **Tengu** this thread has been perverted for some time. I mean really. “Pooh Comes Out”? Sounds like some kinda nasty scat film or something. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/45 "2005-02-09T06:29:33Z")
:eek: Oh no, I’ve created a monster! Sorry, **Kytheriea**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/46 "2005-02-09T06:45:56Z")
> [@Northern Piper](#): > > I always wondered about Pooh and Piglet… What about Rabbit? Clearly transgender. (More like null-gender, really.) Plus the fact that several inhabitants of the hundred-acre wood were clearly artificial constructs (or as the leftist doublespeak would call them, “stuffed animals”), while the others were flesh and blood animals. _Obviously_ it was subtle propaganda promoting living alongside “unnatural” creatures! (Pooh was probably stitched together out of cloned plant-fiber hemp cloth, and stuffed with stem cells.) ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/47 "2005-02-09T06:49:24Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > :eek: > > Oh no, I’ve created a monster! _ **IT’S ALIVE ! IT’S ALIVE !** _😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/48 "2005-02-09T07:27:13Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > This thread has been hijacked by a bunch of Chinese bamboo gobblers! So who’s on “Band Name” detail this week? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/49 "2005-02-09T09:17:34Z")
And as we speak, over in MPSIMS in a bout of sadness, klintypooh has taken to colouring Winnie the Pooh pictures. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301321](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301321) ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/50 "2005-02-09T10:29:31Z")
> [@detop](#): > > I’m sure you’re right, assholiness is universal. And **Fuji** , I read your sentence as “pulls hydrant **wench** out of coat” 😃 You rang? :Opens hydrant, straddles resulting jet of water.: Oh, baby, o-o-o-oh!!! Oh yes. Wasn’t I was supposed to aim this thing at someone? 😃 CJ ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/51 "2005-02-09T11:10:18Z")
> [@Punoqllads](#): > > I’m all for gay marriage and all, but the day they allow **furries** to marry, is the day that the terrorists have won. Never fear. [Ripped-Shirt Ocelot Kirk](http://www.brunching.com/geekhierarchy.html) will protect us from the gay erotic furry terrorists. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/52 "2005-02-09T12:42:19Z")
> [@detop](#): > > _ **IT’S ALIVE ! IT’S ALIVE !** _😛 \*\*RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/53 "2005-02-09T16:23:15Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Disney should get to work on “Pooh Comes Out!” “Winnie the Poof”? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/54 "2005-02-09T16:25:50Z")
_is laughing too hard to complain about her thread running off the rails_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/55 "2005-02-09T16:54:27Z")
Don’t worry. The subject of your OP richly deserves such mockery. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/56 "2005-02-09T17:15:00Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > _is laughing too hard to complain about her thread running off the rails_ > > 😃 I suppose I should apologize, as I seem to have started the trainwreck by asking me relatively innocent question. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/57 "2005-02-09T19:44:13Z")
> [@Steve MB](#): > > “Winnie the Poof”? > [@](#): > > Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One! > > Everybruce: No Winnie-the-Poofters! (Yeah, I could have helped it. I chose not to.) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/58 "2005-02-09T19:54:28Z")
Nixon: So we open the crate and wouldn’t you know it? The damn thing’s dead. Zapp: [attention focussed on recruit Lee Lemon] Uh-huh, yeah, that’s whatever you were talking about for you. ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/59 "2005-02-09T22:53:44Z")
> [@Siege](#): > > You rang? :Opens hydrant, straddles resulting jet of water.: Oh, baby, o-o-o-oh!!! > > Oh yes. Wasn’t I was supposed to aim this thing at someone? 😃 > > CJ …the water, right? From the hydrant? That’s the “thing” you were going to aim at someone, right? Right? Please tell me you were talking about the water… ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049/60 "2005-02-12T05:30:22Z")
::Nametag pokes his head into the thread to see how his pun was received, and receives a facefull from a fire hydrant:: :yowch: :sputter: :cough: _ **WHAT THE HELL?** _ What was THAT all abo… **Siege** , what are you… Never mind, I don’t want to know. Go molest a panda or something. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-family-action-coalition-is-shocked-shocked-over-ten-second-ad/289049.md?page=2)