# Canada to examine pornography to make sure it is sufficiently Canadian **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 24, 2022, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756 "2022-06-24T16:07:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/21 "2022-06-24T18:51:33Z")
Prior to the COF scene, the actor will pull oot. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/22 "2022-06-24T18:51:55Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > The term “Beaver” in Porn will take on a whole new meaning. > And not a good one. > No. > _Noooottt_ a good one. - That’s a dam shame. ---
**Author:** ![velomont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8491ac/32.png) [@velomont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velomont)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/23 "2022-06-24T18:54:00Z")
And if anything is censored then a maple leaf must be used instead of a fig leaf. And David Suzuki must be narrating, with an editorial comment after by Peter Mansbridge. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/24 "2022-06-24T19:00:05Z")
All mood music (Bow Chicka Bow Bow) and sound effects must be played on an ElectroSonic keyboard attached to an Ampex VR-1200 editing machine. [![](http://classicredgreen.weebly.com/uploads/2/8/3/2/2832377/4559866_orig.jpg) ](http://classicredgreen.weebly.com/uploads/2/8/3/2/2832377/4559866_orig.jpg) Every film must include a reference to “The World’s Biggest Hoe.” Poutine MAY NOT be utilized as personal lubricant. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/25 "2022-06-24T19:18:15Z")
> [@Dr\_Paprika](#): > > Pizza carried by delivery man will have to contain bacon Canadian bacon. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/26 "2022-06-24T19:20:14Z")
“Oh! Oh, Canadaaaaa!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/27 "2022-06-24T19:32:36Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > > [@Dr\_Paprika](#): > > > > Pizza carried by delivery man will have to contain bacon > > Canadian bacon. You mean back bacon. It’s not Canadian to call back bacon Canadian bacon. That’s a US thing. Referring to back bacon as Canadian bacon in porn is just another example of the creeping US cultural influence that we’re trying to resist! ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/28 "2022-06-24T19:36:33Z")
The combination of bacon, mushroom and pepperoni is often called “a Canadian”, but only in Canada. Apart from the first I could not say why. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/29 "2022-06-24T19:54:13Z")
Bestiality/Zoophilia will involve Canada Geese. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/30 "2022-06-24T19:58:22Z")
All body measurements and references will be metric. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/31 "2022-06-24T19:58:27Z")
Occupational Health & Safety is going to have something to say about requiring people to work in proximity to cobra chickens. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/32 "2022-06-24T19:58:57Z")
According to @gorsnak, they are just called “Geese”. Stop trying to sneak your US cultural influences into their porn! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/33 "2022-06-24T19:59:42Z")
> [@Dr\_Paprika](#): > > Tunes with Canadian element (such as the theme song from the Definition game show or prominent artists) also acceptable. [Hijack]Growing up close to Buffalo on the American side of the border, we got at least one Canadian TV channel. “Definition” is where I’ve heard the word “Zed” the most, probably moreso than from all other sources combined.[/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/34 "2022-06-24T20:01:10Z")
The doggy-style position is highly preferred, so that nobody misses a minute of the hockey game, eh? ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/35 "2022-06-24T20:47:26Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > With English subtitles, except in Quebec. English language pornography will not be able to be produced in Quebec unless the performers or their close relatives have already acted in English language pornography somewhere in Canada. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/36 "2022-06-24T20:49:16Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Poutine MAY NOT be utilized as personal lubricant. But “show me your poutine” is a sexy request. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/37 "2022-06-24T20:57:03Z")
Moosehead should figure prominently. And I **am** referring to the beer. [not that there’s anything wrong with it] ---
**Author:** ![FinsToTheLeft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finstotheleft/32/2930_2.png) [@FinsToTheLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinsToTheLeft)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/38 "2022-06-24T21:31:48Z")
> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > Sex scenes must last as long as it takes to drive across Toronto on surface streets. That’s not realistic. Sex NEVER takes that long. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/39 "2022-06-24T21:50:17Z")
> [@velomont](#): > > And David Suzuki must be narrating, with an editorial comment after by Peter Mansbridge. Dude, you need more imagination! David Suzuki and Peter Mansbridge must be on-screen, getting it on. But then Shania Twain, Avril Lavigne, and Sarah McLachlan enter the room,. naked, and the boys realize what they’ve really been missing. During a pause in the action, we hear the distant cry of a loon. A wolf peers in through the window, making mental notes for future use. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/40 "2022-06-24T22:04:33Z")
> [@susan](#): > > “Oh! Oh, Canadaaaaa!!!” Beat me by 3 hours! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756.md?page=3)