# Canada to examine pornography to make sure it is sufficiently Canadian **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 24, 2022, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756 "2022-06-24T16:07:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2022, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/61 "2022-06-25T19:39:38Z")
Tim Horton doughnuts to be used, preferably imaginatively. ‘Indian Love Call’ from ‘Rose Marie’ to feature in all productions. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/62 "2022-06-25T19:51:54Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > All mood music (Bow Chicka Bow Bow) and sound effects must be played on an ElectroSonic keyboard attached to an Ampex VR-1200 editing machine. I think accordion music is a better idea. When the action really gets going, an entire polka band is perfect. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/n_gtGfAail4/maxresdefault.jpg "The Heimatdamisch: Highway to Hell (AC/DC)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_gtGfAail4) ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2022, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/63 "2022-06-25T21:32:43Z")
Have you _heard_ the blues riff in “Do The Bearcat”? ---
**Author:** ![Jaguars](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaguars/32/5879_2.png) [@Jaguars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaguars)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/64 "2022-06-26T00:19:06Z")
All videos featuring Jean Chrétien to be acknowledged as 100% CanCon and then immediately suppressed. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/65 "2022-06-26T03:59:54Z")
> [@Tibby](#): > > …_fission_ porn… Fission porn need only be registered with the Department if it takes place with 10 km of an operating nuclear power station. This is the same radius within which iodine pills are distributed to residents. ---
**Author:** ![Limmin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f04885/32.png) [@Limmin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limmin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/66 "2022-06-26T14:50:48Z")
> [@Mk\_VII](#): > > Tim Horton doughnuts It’s considered impolite to ask–or dwell upon–_how_ they make the donuts or bagels. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/67 "2022-06-26T14:54:12Z")
Mr. Sub finally meets Mr. Dom. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/68 "2022-06-26T17:34:12Z")
And certainly how they fill them. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/69 "2022-06-26T23:04:48Z")
“Pitter patter, let’s get at 'er.” “Moist” “Turn it down a notch there Squirrely Dan.” ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/70 "2022-06-26T23:11:36Z")
> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#): > > Mr. Sub finally meets Mr. Dom. That deserves a golf clap. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/71 "2022-06-27T00:04:12Z")
After every orgasm, there has to be a guy to point out that it was a Canadian that made her come. ---
**Author:** ![superwombat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superwombat/32/16616_2.png) [@superwombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superwombat)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/72 "2022-06-27T00:26:00Z")
Every failed take requires a heartfelt “Sorry” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756/73 "2022-06-27T10:36:52Z")
> [@Dr\_Paprika](#): > > And certainly how they fill them. Especially the Chocolate Cremes. Though there could be a subcategory devoted to that… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canada-to-examine-pornography-to-make-sure-it-is-sufficiently-canadian/966756.md?page=3)