The Globe and Mail has a great list of “Ten Ways Harper Could Prevent The Coalition.” It’s interesting to go tyhrough the list and see if any would work:
1. Request that Her Majesty dismiss the Governor-General, then appoint a Conservative who will call an election.
Legality: There’s no clear rule against it and would be precedented by the 1975 Australian situation.
Evil Quotient: 8. Gaming the system to the extreme. Our system wasn’t meant to allow this in this situation.
Would it Work?: Probably not; while the Conservatives might be able to win an election called by Michaelle Jean, if they fired her to get one called they’d lose a huge amount of public support.
2. Keep delaying the confidence motion indefinitely.
Legality: Strictly legal, but the G-G could step in and put a stop to it.
Evil Quotient: 7. At least he wouldn’t be firing the G-G but it would make a mockery of his government and democracy.
Would it Work?: It’d delay things, but not stop them, and give the Liberals, NDP and separatists a lot of moral weight.
3. Buy off opposition MPs with Senate appointments.
Legality: Not 100% clear, but probably cannot be done.
Evil Quotient: 5.
Would it Work?: Even if it’s legally possible, which I doubt, it’s unlikely you can buy seven or eight of them with a job appointment that, while plum, would make them hated by their own party.
4. Concede a loss of confidence and voluntarily reduce his own powers, and go back to the House to look for his own coalition.
Legality: Nothing wrong with it.
Evil Quotient: 0. It’s the most statesmanlike thing he could do.
Would It Work?: Not with this crew. Harper’s too proud to be a caretaker and Dion and Layton have already sold their principles for power. None of the three is man enough to resolve the situation.
5. Prorogue Parliament and hope things are better in January, or whenever.
Legality: This appears to be legal, although the Governor-General could just as legally refuse it.
Evil Quotient: From 6 to 9, depending how long the proroguation runs.
Would it Work: It’s a Hail Mary that could work spectacularly or destroy the Conservative Party depending on how long it runs. Probably not, but there’s a chance if they just prorogue until January the coalition will lose its steam, especially as the prospect of Dion as PM sets in. Likely not, but you never know. If they go longer, there will be a public demand for them to be ousted solely for proroguing.
6. Throw Jim Flaherty under the bus and apologize, asking the Opposition what concessions they want.
Legality: Obviously legal.
Evil Quotient: 2.
Would it Work: As of right now, likely not. Even if Harper could bring himself to do it, the Liberals and NDP, at least for now, are willing to sell their country up the river for the right to run it for a little while, and there’s no reason to think Harper wouldn’t try to cripple them later. Might have worked last week, likely too late now.
7. Request an election.
Legality: No problem.
Evil Quotient: 0. Asking Canadians what they want is the point of democracy. However, he gets a 6 for calling an unnecessary election in September.
Would it Work?: Probably not, but the proper decision of the Governor-General isn’t 100% clear; this is a pretty weird situation. So there’s an off chance she could be convinced. The Opposition would argue very strenuously against it, since an election may heavily favour the Conservatives (at least outside Quebec.) You’d have to ask her.
8. Convince MPs to cross the floor.
Legality: Depends how to you it. Offering them actual tangible benefits, like money or whatnot, is illegal. Convincing them not to enter into coalition with the Bloc, however, is legal.
Evil Quotient: 0 if done legally. Add 1 for every $50,000 in bribes.
Would it Work?: Likely not. You’d have to convince, by my count, 8 MPs to be safe. They won’t be found in the NDP caucus, which according to eyewitness reports I received just last night were out getting shitfaced with happiness at an Ottawa eatery over the prospect of selling out to the Bloc. There may be doubtful Liberals, but ten percent of their caucus seems a little unrealistic, especially when it’s moving this fast.
9. Form a Preemptive Coalition With the Bloc By Promising Them More Swag
Legality: Perfectly legal for the Conservatives, but Duceppe would have to break an existing agreement.
Evil Quotient: 10. They’d be even bigger Quislings than the Liberals and NDP.
Would it Work?: At least for now, but would result in a near-certain Liberal victory in the next election.
10. Stephen Harper resigns, and is replaced by a Conservative perceived by the Liberals and NDP as moderate.
Legality: No problem.
Evil Quotient: Depends who steps in.
Would it Work?: Harper will never, ever do this. Even if he did, it’s probably too late.