# Canadian Politician’s Hate-Filled Slip of the Tongue

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 27, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890 "2003-02-27T14:56:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/61 "2003-02-28T13:28:25Z")

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I’m, uh, working undercover.

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/62 "2003-02-28T14:27:56Z")

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Well there might jsut be an “accident” on the canal on Saturday LNO. Be wary of Canucks bearing Beaver Tails…

Oh… Brian Boitano is American…

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**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/63 "2003-02-28T15:33:42Z")

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I have never trusted Canadians and never will. Not since seeing this:

[http://cwd.ptbcanadian.com/](http://cwd.ptbcanadian.com/)

and this:

[http://www.standonguard.com/](http://www.standonguard.com/)

We have 6 carrier battle groups near Iraq or on the way. That still leaves more than twice what it would take to finish the War of 1812 once and for all. And when we do the generals Claire and Jenny will be keel hauled. What’s left we will feed to the cats, they will be barnacle flavo(u)red after all.

Even if they did promise to take it easy and only use pepper spray to conquer Virginia. They still plan on turning Florida into a penal colony. I don’t know what gave them that bright idea.

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/64 "2003-02-28T15:53:32Z")

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Canada, I shake my giant meaty fist in your general direction and curse you…

And dont act like you don’t know what I’m talking aboot when you see me…

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**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/65 "2003-02-28T18:47:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tunabreath \*  
> **We have 6 carrier battle groups near Iraq or on the way. That still leaves more than twice what it would take to finish the War of 1812 once and for all. And when we do the generals Claire and Jenny will be keel hauled. What’s left we will feed to the cats, they will be barnacle flavo(u)red after all.**

Ha ha your overwhelming numbers and well armed troops are of no concern. History is on our side[We’ve faced it before](http://www.legion.ca/valiants/04b_e.cfm)

😉

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/66 "2003-02-28T19:05:33Z")

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Said **kingpengvin** :

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> There is another Canadian export Americans needs more of. Funny Canucks.

Yeah! Bring back the voice of [John Byner](http://www.bcdb.com/bcdb/detailed.cgi?film=10176)!

We’re still waiting for those Mackintosh’s bars. Come off 'em now, you greedy damned sweet-teeth!

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/67 "2003-03-01T01:22:50Z")

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[http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article\_Type1&c=Article&cid=1035777769334&call\_page=TS\_News&call\_pageid=968332188492&call\_pagepath=News/News](http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1035777769334&call_page=TS_News&call_pageid=968332188492&call_pagepath=News/News)

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**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/68 "2003-03-01T03:18:38Z")

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Ha! We will cripple your battle groups with Sea Kings falling like rain from the sky!

(and I can joke about this because no one was seriously injured.

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/69 "2003-03-01T04:11:52Z")

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It is your dry-docked subs that I fear the most.

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/70 "2003-03-01T04:43:18Z")

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It’s funny how foreign (to the U.S.) politicians are committing politicual suicide for name calling the U.S. and its president.

And here am I, an American citizen who is free to say, and mean:

George Bush is a moron. More than a moron, he’s an imbecile. He’s a self-interested bastard. He’s also a lying electoral whore. He mocked focus grouped politicians, and yet his boys never stop thinking polls. He said he’s a uniter, not a divider, and yet, he is one of the most divisive asspols around – and not only a divider in the U.S., but dividing the U.S. from the family of democratic nations. He’s the environmental president – oh, yes, history will remember what he did for the environment… as history takes its last wheezy breath on unbreathably filthy air.

## Peace.

Ahhh, that felt good.

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**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/71 "2003-03-01T05:00:17Z")

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What, the ones at West Edmonton Mall?

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**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/72 "2003-03-01T05:01:29Z")

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Oh, wait! You mean the ones we bought off the British that we can’t use because they leak!  
Foolish me!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/73 "2003-03-01T05:03:11Z")

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> _ **Neurotik** said:_  
> It is your dry-docked subs that I fear the most.

And soon we’ll have them in every mall in America! Disguised as _amusement devices_!!! BWA ha ha ha ha ha ha eh?.. \<cackle\> \<chortle\>.

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**Author:** ![New\_Improved\_Scott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f17d59/32.png) [@New\_Improved\_Scott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Improved_Scott)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/74 "2003-03-01T08:32:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lno \*  
> \*\*Undefended border? Oh yeah, you may say that sitting in your recliner down there in Virginia, but those of us on the border are on the front lines. We’re not blithely unaware of the threat that the Canadians pose. The border isn’t as undefended as you may think.
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> O Canada, we stand on guard against thee. \*\*

It is undefended. We let you in here! You think if we had the troops mobilized you could sneak in? Ha!

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/75 "2003-03-01T08:55:11Z")

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**FaerieBeth** , welcome to SDMB!

I’m glad to see another teacher who is self-conscious about mistakes. With me it’s spelling.

Listen all you little bastards! We have to be nice to the latitudinally challenged to the north. We need to keep our options open for escape routes.

Embarrassed? About America? You mean the country that bombed and killed the Canadian soldiers and then didn’t apologize for weeks?

To all Canadians: kiss, kiss…

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/76 "2003-03-01T10:53:08Z")

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Actually it seems to me that the people who should be most upset in to this whole affiar are the Canadians themselves since

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> _[Carolyn Parrish quoted in Slate.com](http://slate.msn.com/id/2079539/)_  
> “If you guys want to keep the privilege of working in that area (the Government building where she was overheard) without being held back, I would be very careful with this one.”

I can not begin to express how offended I would be if I heard that quote from one of our politicians.

Slate also links to this [unscientific poll](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/Page/document/polls/pollResults?id=17028&pollid=17028&answerid=&save=_save&show_vote_always=no&hub=National&subhub=VoteResult) taken from a Canadian newspaper. Well, that’s surprising.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/77 "2003-03-01T11:37:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kingpengvin \*  
> \*\*Ha ha your overwhelming numbers and well armed troops are of no concern. History is on our side[We’ve faced it before](http://www.legion.ca/valiants/04b_e.cfm)
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> 😉 \*\*

Sure, but back then we had to march for many days in cold weather so when we showed up we were tuckered out. Now we can just take our SUVs up there and be ready go go.

Marc

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**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/78 "2003-03-01T14:25:33Z")

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It’s a relief to see that America realizes that the stupid ignorant bitch is not speaking for Canadians.

And that goes for that asshole of a Prime Minister, too.

Can’t wait for the elections, so that when I Liberal canditate comes to my door, I can tell her/him/it to fuck off.

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/79 "2003-03-01T14:48:17Z")

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Wow Slip

Two for two on intelligent answers this morning, [aren’t you?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166477)

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**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadian-politician-s-hate-filled-slip-of-the-tongue/157890/80 "2003-03-01T14:53:32Z")

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Go away kid, you bother me.

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