# Canadians be proud.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 30, 2000, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145 "2000-06-30T11:53:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/41 "2000-06-30T19:18:33Z")

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Re weather: What’s even weirder is sometimes there are American weather maps with the US temperatures in Fahrenheit and the Canadian ones in Celsius, _with no symbols or explanations._

I picture a pair of Americans looking at the map and muttering, “Detroit, 42; Windsor, 6. Guess that’s how they knew where to put the border!”

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**Author:** ![jayron\_32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@jayron\_32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayron_32)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/42 "2000-06-30T19:40:38Z")

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Olentzero said:

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New Zealand. “Hey, you guys are like the Canada of Australia!”

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A buddy of mine used to say of New Zealand:

“Hey, New Zealand: Australia’s own private Canada”  
It’s too bad Canada can’t have a canada, you know some bordering country of 1/10th the population which drinks better beer, has less crime, but still which Canada gets to pick on like a kid brother.

I’ve seen a few episodes of The Real Adventures of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police(The Canadian version of COPS), and the biggest crime I’ve ever seen commited on that show was a cop having to break up a teenage field party. Ah, what a marveleous place it must be to live.

Happy Canada day everyone! I’ll drink a Molson tomorrow for ya!

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/43 "2000-06-30T19:50:39Z")

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> \*\*  
> And, we do have weather. One of the reasons I love it here!! Yeah SNOW DAYS!! and being stuck in the middle of winter!  
> \*\*

I work for a Canadian company, and I sometimes make a point when talking to the folks in the Toronto office to ask what the weather is like, since that will be my weather in a day or so. It’s a pretty good predictor. The nasty stuff usually gets moderated a bit as it crosses New York State but Boston gets it not too long after that (in the winter, that is - it’s less reliable in the summer).

It is pretty surreal, though, to watch the clouds on the satellite image get sucked into some kind of void at the Canadian border. You’d think it would take less effort to just show the entire satellite image instead of blanking out Canada. Grrr…

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/44 "2000-06-30T19:53:54Z")

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I agree that Canadians should be proud of their  
heritage, but try not to get sucked into mindless  
rabid nationalism like some of your southern  
neighbor’s citizens…

Be proud of the silly as well as the serious,  
as most of you here seem to be doing. 🙂

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/45 "2000-06-30T20:23:49Z")

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Canadians are proud of their nation, I believe.  
As a Canadian, I think we are just more aware that, like Bob Dylan said, “Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings”.

There is a very good book you might enjoy, by Will Ferguson (Ithink), called “Why I Hate Canadians”, it is full of amusing Canadian ethnicentricities.

My favorite story is about a woman who was visiting LA and was involved in a car crash, suffering from amnesia, she was discovered by the highway patrol, wandering the roadway with no identification. The officers were at a loss to identify her, but struck by her politeness. On a hunch they called in to see if any Canadian women were missing and bingo, you guessed it - they were right on the money.

Now, exactly how deeply ingrained is that politeness, that even when you don’t know your name you still say please and thank you?

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**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/46 "2000-06-30T20:29:46Z")

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**MotorGirl** said:

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> Oh, BTW, Canada exists.

Your school taught you the Canada existed in history class? Man, I got ripped off! 🙂

Happy Canada Day to the lot of you!

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**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/47 "2000-06-30T21:10:12Z")

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Not proud to be Canadian? Every Canadian I know IRL (and I know quite a few) has been FIERCELY proud. Back in high school I had a Canadian born friend who was never shy about his love of his native country, and never hesitated to tell me I was making a stupid assumption about Canada.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/48 "2000-06-30T21:48:08Z")

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That’s right, your very own ChiefWahoo was born in Sudbury,Ontario . I never lived there, but I still consider myself part-Canuck.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/49 "2000-06-30T22:02:08Z")

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> My anglo Montrealer butt would like to tell you: va chier, hostie.

Sorry, I don’t get it. Translation?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/50 "2000-06-30T23:56:10Z")

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> Things to say to people from around the world:
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> **Austria**. “Hey, you guys are like the Canada of Germany!”
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> **New Zealand**. “Hey, you guys are like the Canada of Australia!”

Likewise, Belgium is the Canada of Holland. Smaller population, far superior beer, and we make fun of them all the time. We call the stupid, and they call us cheapskates. We’re both right. Then we all laugh, and drink Belgian beer. Then, we beat them at football. We laugh, and drink some more Belgian beer.

Happy Canada Day! But I already said that.

ChiefWahoo: good to see another Coldfire sig. But why did I tell you you rock again?? 😉

LouisB: suffice it to say that Matt was not pleased by the derogatory remark towards Francophones. I know of at least one more poster that would be more than happy to agree with him, besides myself that it.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/51 "2000-07-01T00:14:37Z")

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The offishul slogan, as I heard it, was “As Canadian as possible under the circumstances.”

I like this one better: “Canadia: the other North American country.”

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/52 "2000-07-01T00:49:12Z")

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Here we are --the U.S., bastion of capitalism-- and you’ve got the world’s biggest shopping mall.

Nice coup. 🙂

:::tip o’ the hat to the Canadians:::

Happy Canada Day.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/53 "2000-07-01T01:16:44Z")

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God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them!

That said… we invented the telephone! I’ve been to the museum in NS that was fun…

**jayron 32** There’s a show called The Real Adventures of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police? I knew about To Serve and Protect but not that one… unless you just couldn’t remember what it was called and made that up off the top of your head cuz it does describe it…

_ **Happy Canada Day!** _

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/54 "2000-07-01T02:30:55Z")

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> Drink “Canadian”, listen to The Tragically Hip and have **Tim Hortons for breakfast (I hear there are some in the Northern States…).** Then, only then can you begin to understand the essence of being Canadian. 😃

Actually, Tim Hortons was bought by the Wendy’s people (based in Columbus, OH) a few years ago, and when I used to visit my gf oot there\*, I would drag her to her neighbourhood Tim’s at every chance I could get.

From what I understood, Wendy’s was planning on introducing Tim’s around the country. None around DC yet, although ten years ago or so there was one in Ft. Lauderdale, FL, probably because of the high hoser snowbird population, eh.\*

And that’s what it’s all aboot\*.

- = Canadian accent adopted in honour of Canada Day.

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/55 "2000-07-01T04:55:35Z")

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[http://www.iam.ca/homef.html](http://www.iam.ca/homef.html)

Molson’s I AM CANADIAN site.

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**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/56 "2000-07-01T05:08:26Z")

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[aside]  
Fellow Yanks, do we have to put up with this all weekend? Can’t we just nuke them or something? If anybody notices we’ll just tell them it’s the northern lights (Canadian).

Where’s the Chief? I gotta talk to him.  
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/57 "2000-07-01T08:41:29Z")

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Someone mentioned, in passing, that Canadians played some part in getting the Iranian hostages (1980-81) released, but they didn’t say how. Anyone know?

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**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/58 "2000-07-01T18:28:58Z")

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Breaking my vow of lurking silently for a while once again to say Happy Canada Day to all my fellow whale blubber eaters.

And what the hell… To all the Yanks out there, happy (almost) 4th of July! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mike30](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Mike30](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike30)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/59 "2000-07-01T22:37:45Z")

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additions to reasons to be proud Canadians…

5% alcohol content beer  
hockey  
largest supply of fresh water of any nation in the world, with which to make 5% beer and ice for hockey rinks

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadians-be-proud/24145/60 "2000-07-01T23:03:34Z")

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**Rilchiam:** if memory serves me right, around the time of the takeover some Americans were smuggled out of Iran, “disguised as Candadians”.

The political cartoonists and satirists had a field day. Iranian guards, bristling with automatic weapons and swords, facing an amiable crowd of folks in plaid flannel coats, showshoes, caps w/ earflaps and a sled dog or two.

It’s always been a source of bemusement to me that Canadians aren’t more, I dunno, vocally _proud_ of their country. There’s a distinct–and _wonderful_–Canadian approach to civil life. And I mean that in terms of courtesy as well as living peacefully and fairly with one another.

Here’s a glass raised high, and a rousing cheer for Canada!

Veb

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