# CanaDopers: What would you give us for Alaska?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadopers-what-would-you-give-us-for-alaska/463202>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 12, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadopers-what-would-you-give-us-for-alaska/463202 "2008-09-12T01:22:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadopers-what-would-you-give-us-for-alaska/463202/21 "2008-09-12T15:21:12Z")

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We’ll drop objections to the Juan de Fuca Strait and Machias Seal Island and throw in joint authority over the North West Passage for the next 50 years.

And Celine Dion will be brought back and made Ambassador to Belarus.

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**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canadopers-what-would-you-give-us-for-alaska/463202/22 "2008-09-12T21:45:08Z")

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> [@Grey](#):
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> We’ll drop objections to the Juan de Fuca Strait and Machias Seal Island and throw in joint authority over the North West Passage for the next 50 years.
> 
> And Celine Dion will be brought back and made Ambassador to Belarus.

Why do you hate Belarus?

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