# Cancer free boobies! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 3, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202 "2008-07-03T16:34:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/1 "2008-07-03T16:34:54Z")
I saw the surgeon today…the cancer is gone! Moving onto Phase II…chemo, just to make sure any cells that are thinking about misbehaving are given a very stern talking-to. And because I didn’t do it publically (shame on me) thanks to **rocking chair** for the teddy bear…he’s coming to chemo with me. And thanks to **Baker** for the cookies…bless the USPS, they did arrive, although I got them on the way to work and I haven’t had a chance to open them yet. And just because I can’t nag enough…ladies, get your mammograms, and gentlemen, make sure the women in your life get mammograms. Champagne is on ice, appetizers are on the table, and the hot tub is merrily bubbling away. Party time!!! ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/2 "2008-07-03T16:36:48Z")
YAY for cancer free boobies! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/3 "2008-07-03T16:37:29Z")
Huzzah! Wishing you a speedy recovery. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/4 "2008-07-03T16:38:12Z")
Yay! A toast to your good health, **ivylass** , and may you be cancer-free forever! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/5 "2008-07-03T16:44:17Z")
What **Nava** said upthread!!! ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/6 "2008-07-03T16:48:23Z")
[QUOTE=Nava] YAY for cancer free boobies! [/QUOTE] You should have this silk-screened on a white t-shirt. Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/7 "2008-07-03T16:51:00Z")
Congrats :). ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/8 "2008-07-03T16:52:00Z")
_ladies, get your mammograms_ Done. Hooray! Independence from cancer day! Boobies everywhere, salute! ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/9 "2008-07-03T16:52:48Z")
Whoohoo!!! It’s party time, excellent! ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/10 "2008-07-03T17:08:38Z")
Great news, Ivylass! So happy to hear your boobies have a clean bill of health. Stay tough through the chemo and whip all your cells into submission. You’re the boss of them, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/11 "2008-07-03T17:12:13Z")
Where? Oh, I missed the first word. Thought it said **Free Boobies!** Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/12 "2008-07-03T17:24:43Z")
Admit it, you titled the thread this way so you could see what the Google ads would be. Congratulations! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/13 "2008-07-03T17:26:12Z")
O frabjous day! Calloo! Callay! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/14 "2008-07-03T17:28:17Z")
[QUOTE=Fish] Admit it, you titled the thread this way so you could see what the Google ads would be. Congratulations! 🙂 [/QUOTE] I’m seeing Barack Obama ads, which must mean Obama is a boob. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/15 "2008-07-03T17:29:19Z")
That’s, like, so totally gnarley. Excellent, dude! ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/16 "2008-07-03T17:30:21Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] And just because I can’t nag enough…ladies, get your mammograms, and gentlemen, make sure the women in your life get mammograms. [/QUOTE] I made the appointment for my first one two days ago. (Would have been earlier, but I was waiting for the gonzo new health insurance to kick in.) Yay for **ivylass** ’s boobies! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/17 "2008-07-03T17:32:34Z")
They truly are the best kind…Congratulations!! ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/18 "2008-07-03T17:33:03Z")
Awesome news! Cheers and have fun celebrating. Here’s hoping chemo is easy on you and takes care of any lingering bad boys. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/19 "2008-07-03T17:33:05Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] Champagne is on ice, appetizers are on the table, and the hot tub is merrily bubbling away. Party time!!! [/QUOTE] Maybe when you finish chemo you can have someone bake you a cake. Cake mix in a bowl - bake. Turn out onto plate. Frost a fleshy pink. Pipe a darker pink nipple on it. My sister got one when she finished chemo. She loved it. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/20 "2008-07-03T17:37:15Z")
WOO HOOOOOOO!!! Ahem. I told you so. Neener neener. 😛 😃 Me and my cancer-free, bruised boobie are doing the happy dance for you and your cancer-free, bruised boobie. ::cue [happy dance music](http://www.darkharbor.com/snoopydance/):: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202.md?page=2)