# Cancer free boobies! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 3, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202 "2008-07-03T16:34:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/21 "2008-07-03T17:45:03Z")
[QUOTE=Shayna] Ahem. I told you so. Neener neener. 😛 😃 [/QUOTE] Yes, you did. Neener away. You’ve earned your right to gloat. And put ice on the bruises. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/22 "2008-07-03T17:45:40Z")
Congrats on your lovely unbumpy lady lumps! ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/23 "2008-07-03T17:48:06Z")
YAY BOOBIES! YAY CANCER-FREE BOOBIES! Good for you **ivylass**. Indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/24 "2008-07-03T17:53:11Z")
[QUOTE=Rysdad] Congrats on your lovely unbumpy lady lumps! [/QUOTE] I’ll check them for lumps anytime you want **Ivylass**. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/25 "2008-07-03T17:53:58Z")
You need to take your breasts out to celebrate. Wonderful news! ---
**Author:** ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/26 "2008-07-03T17:54:22Z")
Wonderful news. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/27 "2008-07-03T17:55:13Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] You need to take your breasts out to celebrate. Wonderful news! [/QUOTE] 'scuse me, while I whip these out . . . ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/28 "2008-07-03T17:58:06Z")
That is so awesome!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/29 "2008-07-03T17:59:19Z")
Good for ya! May your boobies stay cancer-free forever. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/30 "2008-07-03T18:01:21Z")
Congratulations **ivylass**! Chemo is a bitch, but you’re one step closer to victory. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tamryne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tamryne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamryne)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/31 "2008-07-03T18:07:26Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] Where? Oh, I missed the first word. Thought it said **Free Boobies!** [/QUOTE] Thank goodness I’m not the only one who thought they’d seen that! :smack: Congrats to the (cancer) free boobies! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/32 "2008-07-03T18:17:56Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] I’ll check them for lumps anytime you want **Ivylass**. [/QUOTE] No problem. Just clear it with Ivylad first. 😃 And good heavens, \*\*Cal \*\* and **Tam** , really? What if I said “red satin thong” or “stiletto heels?” ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/33 "2008-07-03T18:20:44Z")
[QUOTE=Typo Knig] What **Nava** said upthread!!! [/QUOTE] I’ve never been so delighted as when I walked in the door after grocery shopping, to Typo announcing “You’ll be delighted to hear that I’ve been admiring another woman’s boobies on the internet”. He’s right 🙂 Got my own mammies grammed about a month ago, and got the letter saying all-clear myself a week or so back. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/34 "2008-07-03T18:22:31Z")
> [@](#): > > And good heavens, Cal and Tam, really? What if I said “red satin thong” or “stiletto heels?” **Red Satin Thong** with **Stiletto Heels** and **Free Boobies**? (and a three-day weekend, no less?) Count me in! Just don’t tell Pepper Mill. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/35 "2008-07-03T18:26:43Z")
[QUOTE=Dangerosa] Cake mix in a bowl - bake. Turn out onto plate. Frost a fleshy pink. Pipe a darker pink nipple on it. [/QUOTE] They make boobie-shaped cake pans, you know. Then all you need is an appropriate-colored frosting. Mmmm, boobies. Link (broken in case it’s NSFW even though it’s just a cake pan): http:// [us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/bacheloretteparties\_2003\_29323988](http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/bacheloretteparties_2003_29323988) ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/36 "2008-07-03T18:30:37Z")
::joins in on the celebratin’:: Cancer-free boobies RAWK! Yay for **ivylass**! ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/37 "2008-07-03T18:32:18Z")
Woot! brilliant news. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/38 "2008-07-03T18:33:10Z")
[QUOTE=Antigen] They make boobie-shaped cake pans, you know. Then all you need is an appropriate-colored frosting. Mmmm, boobies. Link (broken in case it’s NSFW even though it’s just a cake pan): http:// [us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/bacheloretteparties\_2003\_29323988](http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/bacheloretteparties_2003_29323988) [/QUOTE] Why would you bother when the bowl is appropriately shaped and a nipple is easy? (This is like those doll dress cakepans - any frugal mother of a little princess uses a bowl and a Barbie whose legs got chewed off by the dog. Its only those yuppie moms that buy a special pan). ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/39 "2008-07-03T18:37:21Z")
YAY you!!! StG ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202/40 "2008-07-03T18:43:49Z")
Yeeaaaayy for **ivylass** , and thanks to **Nava** for the laugh, which I really needed after an entire week of nothing but shite (not that it even begins to compare with ivy’s ordeal). This is awesome news! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cancer-free-boobies/455202.md?page=3)