# Candidates for Least Favorite Female Human Being

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 17, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988 "2014-06-17T14:51:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/1 "2014-06-17T14:51:14Z")

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Say we wanted to have a poll for the title subject. Who would have to be on the slate to make it a believable poll? Only one restriction, please. Must be alive as of the time you put the name down.

Add to this list if you will:

Sarah Palin  
Ann Coulter  
Lindsay Lohan  
Any Kardashian

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/2 "2014-06-17T15:04:30Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Say we wanted to have a poll for the title subject. Who would have to be on the slate to make it a believable poll? Only one restriction, please. Must be alive as of the time you put the name down.
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> Add to this list if you will:
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> Sarah Palin  
> Ann Coulter  
> Lindsay Lohan  
> Any Kardashian

So – let me be sure I understand the question.

“Least favorite human being” is the category to which you seek nominations.

And somehow Pol Pot; Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Eichmann; Josef Stalin; Lawrence Brewer, John King, and Shawn Berry (dragging death of James Byrd); [Dean Corll](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Corll); Idi Amin; Tomás de Torquemada; or Rasputin never came to mind?

But Sarah Palin did? Palin is not a saint, perhaps, but her worst crime is probably being dumber than a box of dirt. Ann Coulter is full of hate, but so far as I know, she did not ever inflict strappado on another human being. Lindsay Lohan? She’s a pitiable addict who has a gift for acting and an inability to control her addictions that means she’s thrown away the kind of career that others would kill for – but Lohan hasn’t killed anyone, not even herself (yet).

Seriously.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/3 "2014-06-17T15:08:21Z")

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Nancy Grace - she’s truly my least favorite female - even less of a favorite than the OCD control freak I used to work with.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/4 "2014-06-17T15:08:38Z")

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Bricker, he said women…

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/5 "2014-06-17T15:08:45Z")

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Phyllis Schlafly?

Bricker, it’s FEMALES.

I’m not a huge fan of Hilary, either.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/6 "2014-06-17T15:11:10Z")

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> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#):
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> Bricker, he said women…

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/7 "2014-06-17T15:12:20Z")

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Michelle Bachman

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/8 "2014-06-17T15:31:44Z")

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Which one is Any?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/9 "2014-06-17T15:32:55Z")

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> [@KneadToKnow](#):
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> Which one is Any?

Your pick.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/10 "2014-06-17T15:33:55Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> “Least favorite human being” is the category to which you seek nominations.

It’s generally recommended to read thread titles before replying to them.😉

> [@](#):
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> Seriously.

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**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/11 "2014-06-17T15:49:52Z")

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I want to say Tammy Faye Baker but I just realized she is dead. She must be in heaven now, pointing out the bad people for God.

There must be hundreds of similar female televangelists that I would count as worse than anyone on the OP’s list - those are just unpleasant personalities and most of them aren’t bad to look at at least.

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**Author:** ![Fishtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ed655f/32.png) [@Fishtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fishtar)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/12 "2014-06-17T15:55:28Z")

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I think Casey Kasem’s wife (whatshername from Cheers) just made the list.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/13 "2014-06-17T15:56:57Z")

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Leona Helmsley. Dead, yes, but likely the biggest bitch in hell.

Jan Brewer.

Many would point to Nancy Pelosi.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bruce\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Wayne)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/14 "2014-06-17T15:57:33Z")

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Casey Anthony.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/15 "2014-06-17T16:01:42Z")

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Kyle’s mom.

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**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/16 "2014-06-17T16:03:29Z")

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Karla Homolka and Charlene Gallego come to mind.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/17 "2014-06-17T16:09:04Z")

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I can’t believe it took three posts to get to Nancy Grace.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/18 "2014-06-17T16:21:23Z")

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Jenny McCarthy.

Also, the Lea Thompson who is the TV journalist, NOT the actress of _Back to the Future_ and _Switched at Birth_, who was at the genesis of the modern anti-vax movement with a TV special in 1982 called _[Vaccine Roulette](http://www.vaccinetimes.com/april-is-autism-awareness-month/)_; that was 16 years before Andrew Wakefield published his _Lancet_ article, and Jenny McCarthy was in the fifth grade.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/19 "2014-06-17T16:21:53Z")

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That’s one odd side effect of millennia of oppressing women that I never though of: They’ve never had a fair chance at being despots, mass-murderers or generally awful. I think Thatcher is the best I can come up with.

Here’s to a future of women getting to be assholes on the world stage on an equal level with men!

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/20 "2014-06-17T16:22:48Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> Jenny McCarthy.

Damn, I can’t believe I didn’t think about her…also shocked it took this long for her name to come up.

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