# Candidates for Least Favorite Female Human Being **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 17, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988 "2014-06-17T14:51:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/41 "2014-06-17T17:31:36Z")
The one who drowned her kids in the bathtub. I get she was crazy, but one of the few people who I could gladly see being put to death. Edit - Andrea Yates ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/42 "2014-06-17T17:44:39Z")
Another vote for Hanoi Jane, and one for Hillary Clinton. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/43 "2014-06-17T17:54:54Z")
Enough politicians and criminals. We need celebrities. Roseanne Barr Miley Cyrus Lady Gaga Janeane Garofalo Anne Hathaway Katherine Heigl Paris Hilton Kim Kardashian Jennifer Lopez Rosie O’Donnell Gwyneth Paltrow Kristen Stewart Taylor Swift ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/44 "2014-06-17T17:57:53Z")
> [@leftfield6](#): > > Why Michelle? What gets her on this list? Not that you’re required to justify, just asking. I think we’ll find that the wife of every Democratic (male, or maybe someday, lesbian) President from here on out becomes an honorary target for scorn, simply by association with whoever the current “worst President we’ve ever had” happens to be. And to be fair to the right wing, Ms. Obama is awfully uppity. Keeps opening her mouth and saying stuff, instead of standing silently like a First Lady is supposed to do. Of course, Mr. **Mortiss** may have a specific, concrete and completely justifiable reason for hating Michelle Obama, in which case we should all prepare to be enlightened. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/45 "2014-06-17T17:58:04Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Enough politicians and criminals. We need celebrities. > > Miley Cyrus > Lady Gaga > Anne Hathaway > Katherine Heigl > Paris Hilton > Kim Kardashian > Jennifer Lopez > Gwyneth Paltrow > Kristen Stewart > Taylor Swift Okay, I’m going to admit I don’t know who Heigl is, but all the others, yeah. I can endorse this. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/46 "2014-06-17T18:11:29Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Yoko Ono and Hanoi Jane Fonda. > > I don’t forgive easily. Yoko Ono? Why? Because she protested against the Vietnam War? Since it’s limited to living women, I’ll pick **Ann Coulter**. All she does is troll. Living or dead, **Ayn Rand**. Smug and wrong are a really unappealing combination. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/47 "2014-06-17T18:13:23Z")
> [@leftfield6](#): > > Okay, I’m going to admit I don’t know who Heigl is … Oooh, that bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/48 "2014-06-17T18:14:10Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I think we’ll find that the wife of every Democratic (male, or maybe someday, lesbian) President from here on out becomes an honorary target for scorn, simply by association with whoever the current “worst President we’ve ever had” happens to be. And to be fair to the right wing, Ms. Obama is awfully uppity. Keeps opening her mouth and saying stuff, instead of standing silently like a First Lady is supposed to do. > > Of course, Mr. **Mortiss** may have a specific, concrete and completely justifiable reason for hating Michelle Obama, in which case we should all prepare to be enlightened. In fairness, somebody just nominated old lady Bush, too. ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/49 "2014-06-17T18:28:13Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > In fairness, somebody just nominated old lady Bush, too. As far as I know, Michelle Obama hasn’t said things like New Orleans refugees (from Katrina) being housed in the Houston Astrodome were “underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.” > **[Did Barbara Bush Say Living in the Astrodome Was 'Working Very Well' for...](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/barbara-bush-astrodome-quote/)** > > Did Barbara Bush say the refugees being housed in the Astrodome were 'underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them'? Or of the war in Iraq: “Why should we hear about body bags and deaths? It’s not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?” > **[Barbara Bush 'Beautiful Mind' Quote](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/barbara-bush-beautiful-mind/)** > > Did Barbara Bush say she didn't want to waste her 'beautiful mind' on the casualities sustained during the war in Iraq? ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/50 "2014-06-17T18:34:41Z")
Oooops. I missed the “alive” part, so change my vote to murderous McCarthy. Bitch has single handedly set vaccinations back years. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/51 "2014-06-17T18:35:43Z")
> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > Gotta be Hillary Clinton. Closely followed by Michelle “My Belle” Obama and Nancy Pelosi. What exactly is there to hate about Michelle Obama? Has she ever said or done anything even remotely controversial? ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/52 "2014-06-17T18:43:55Z")
As we’re rolling over to a new page (the way I have mine set up anyway) I’m starting to think we need at least two polls, probably three. 1. Celebrities (non-political) 2. Political figures 3. “In The News” Others Maybe even more if the categories start filling up the way the first three have. We may even need to have a DEAD poll! Altogether there have been over 50 names so far, many of them dead, so the multiple poll idea seems needed for the sake of not putting all the despicable ladies in one stack. With that enhancement in mind, if you want to rethink your own submissions and put them in categories, that would help get the polls closer to ready to post. For what it may be worth, I don’t have any problem at all with somebody else going ahead with some subset of these names in a new thread (or more). It’s gotten bigger already than I had hoped for! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/53 "2014-06-17T19:26:43Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > What exactly is there to hate about Michelle Obama? Has she ever said or done anything even remotely controversial? The food industry hates her because she wants people to eat healthy. Hey, Madeline Albright is still alive, right? Put her on the list. ---
**Author:** ![chicagowhitesox1173](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@chicagowhitesox1173](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicagowhitesox1173)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/54 "2014-06-17T19:30:06Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Yoko Ono and Hanoi Jane Fonda. > > I don’t forgive easily. I think Fonda has got to be a easy number one. ---
**Author:** ![Lowdown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Lowdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lowdown)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/55 "2014-06-17T19:54:46Z")
1.) My fifth grade teacher Ms. Ode, but she’s probably dead, so… 2.) Oprah ---
**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/56 "2014-06-17T20:16:31Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Yoko Ono and Hanoi Jane Fonda. > > I don’t forgive easily. > [@The\_Hamster\_King](#): > > Yoko Ono? Why? Because she protested against the Vietnam War? Maybe because she (supposedly) helped break up the Beatles? Gwyneth Paltrow seems to get a lot of hate, as far as celebrities are concerned. I was trying to think of a political figure who hasn’t been mentioned, and the best I could come up with is Winnie Mandela. Though I think for most people her role in ending apartheid outshines the crimes she’s been accused of. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/57 "2014-06-17T20:21:38Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > First: Oops. > > Yes, females. Somehow I missed that. > > But frankly it doesn’t dramatically change the underlying point. Someone upthread mentioned Karla Homolka and Charlene Gallego – how in the world does Sarah Palin, Nancy Grace, Lindsay Lohan, or Michelle Bachman come anywhere near the depravity of Karla Homolka, Aileen Wuornos, Delphine LaLaurie, Charlene Gallego, Myra Hindley, Ilse Koch, or Irma Grese? > > Jan Brewer? Nancy Pelosi? A woman holds contrary political positions and that leapfrogs her over fucking torturers and serial killers for “least favorite?” 1. least personal favorite, not most despicable woman in the world. 2. living, not dead. Mine would be my first wife, who forged my name onto her child’s birth certificate, o left me for a wandering minstrel, made it impossible for me to divorce her because they traveled all over Europe making it impossible to serve divorce papers, left the minstrel and came back without letting me know, then went on welfare for about a year and a half in the state of Washington…who then billed me for every penny they gave her and her child for food, rent support and welfare and medical costs. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/58 "2014-06-17T20:29:01Z")
I will second Nancy Grace, and add Lorena Bobbit. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/59 "2014-06-17T20:30:48Z")
> [@Lowdown](#): > > 1.) My fifth grade teacher Ms. Ode, but she’s probably dead, so… > 2.) Oprah It took 55 posts to mention Oprah “the universe has plans for you” Winfrey? ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988/60 "2014-06-17T20:50:00Z")
I’d been waiting patiently for Oprah’s name to appear before posting this summary, which I hope is all-inclusive of names through Post # 59: Please provide needed corrections (including putting them in the right category) and please keep adding to the list(s)! =================================== Straight Dope Message Board \> Main \> In My Humble Opinion (IMHO) Candidates for Least Favorite Female Human Being \*\*\* Politics / Political Commentary Madeline Albright Michelle Bachman Jan Brewer Barbara Bush (the old woman, not her granddaughter) Hillary Clinton Ann Coulter Stephanie Cutter Nancy Grace Winnie Mandela Michelle Obama Sarah Palin Nancy Pelosi Phyllis Schlafly Lea Thompson (TV journalist) $$$ Entertainment Roseanne Barr Rhonda Byrne (author) Miley Cyrus Jane Fonda Lady Gaga Janeane Garofalo Anne Hathaway Katherine Heigl Paris Hilton Kim Kardashian Jean Kasem (Casey Kasem’s wife) %%% Kyle’s mom Lindsay Lohan Jennifer Lopez Jenny McCarthy Heather Mills McCartney Rosie O’Donnell Yoko Ono Gwyneth Paltrow Kristen Stewart V. Stiviano Taylor Swift Oprah Winfrey ### “In The News” Casey Anthony Lorena Bobbitt Charlene Gallego Karla Homolka Nadya (Octomom) Suleman Andrea Yates +++ DEAD +++ Tammy Faye Baker – dead Elizabeth Bathory – dead Irma Grese – dead Leona Helmsley – Dead, yes, but likely the biggest bitch in hell. Myra Hindley – dead Ilse Koch – dead Delphine LaLaurie – dead Jiang\_Qing – dead Ayn Rand – dead Margaret Thatcher – dead Aileen Wuornos – dead =================================== My apologies to those mentioning family members (past and present), teachers, and others unlikely to get any votes in a poll other than by the one involved. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-female-human-being/690988.md?page=4)