# Candidates for Least Favorite LIVING MALE Human Being

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 21, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298 "2014-06-21T16:21:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/1 "2014-06-21T16:21:17Z")

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As prophesied in [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17480844&postcount=30)

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> #30 Yesterday, 10:10 PM  
> Chefguy
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> Zeldar is an equal opportunity pollster. I just assumed that once the one on women is done, he’ll start one for men.

…why wait?

Make sure your candidate(s) still breathe(s) up some of our air. Otherwise if he/they are among your least favorite people, the sky’s the limit.

Add to these, if you will:

Pauly Shore  
Glenn Beck  
Wolf Blitzer  
Nick Saban  
Donald Trump  
Macaulay Culkin

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/2 "2014-06-21T16:27:25Z")

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Dick Chaney

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**Author:** ![race\_to\_the\_bottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c4cdca/32.png) [@race\_to\_the\_bottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/race_to_the_bottom)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/3 "2014-06-21T16:32:31Z")

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Dick Chaney, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Pearle, Robert kagan, William Kristol…etc. There are more, but you said five

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/4 "2014-06-21T16:36:19Z")

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> [@race\_to\_the\_bottom](#):
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> Dick Chaney, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Pearle, Robert kagan, William Kristol…etc. There are more, but you said five

No. I said “live.”

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/5 "2014-06-21T16:39:13Z")

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(The) Dick Cheney  
Karl Rove  
Mehmet Öz  
Pat Robertson  
My stepfather

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/6 "2014-06-21T16:39:25Z")

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Putin.

That’s all I’ve got for now. Oh, and my next-door neighbor. He’s just too \*cheerful \*all the time. Gives me the creeps.

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**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/7 "2014-06-21T16:40:21Z")

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OK, here we go.

Iain Duncan Smith (UK Government Minister)  
Donald Trump (Scottish favourite - look, ya fuckin’ dick, we’ll build those wind turbines wherever we fuckin’ like. You think you’re saving our economy by building a motherfuckin’ golf course? In Scotland? Arsehole.)  
Ted Nugent  
Simon Cowell (I know, I know, low hanging fruit)  
Dick Cheney (Vampire)

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/8 "2014-06-21T16:59:46Z")

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Kim Jong-un  
Dick Cheney  
Robert Mugawbe

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/9 "2014-06-21T17:05:33Z")

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Stephen Harper.

Though I’m sure there are worse men out there, he has more of an impact on my life.

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/10 "2014-06-21T17:37:05Z")

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J.A.R., The guy who killed my late fiancée. ☹  
Joseph Kony, warlord of Lord’s Resistance Army  
Abubakar Shekau, leader of Boko Haram which has terrorized Nigeria kidnapping schoolgirls etc…  
Andrew Wakefield, anti-vax whackjob  
Omar Treviño Morales - leader of Los Zetas drug cartel  
Timoleón Jiménez (aka Timochenko) leader of Colombia insurgency FARC, drug trafficker

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/11 "2014-06-21T17:42:52Z")

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> [@Iggy](#):
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> J.A.R., The guy who killed my late fiancée. ☹  
> Joseph Kony, warlord of Lord’s Resistance Army  
> Abubakar Shekau, leader of Boko Haram which has terrorized Nigeria kidnapping schoolgirls etc…  
> Andrew Wakefield, anti-vax whackjob  
> Omar Treviño Morales - leader of Los Zetas drug cartel  
> Timoleón Jiménez (aka Timochenko) leader of Colombia insurgency FARC, drug trafficker

That’s a damn good list.  
Sorry but I gotta sub out Ted Nugent for J.A.R. - not trying to discount your pain, I’m sorry for your loss, but 'ole Ted is a true piece of shit.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/12 "2014-06-21T17:49:04Z")

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Also, Justin Bieber, obviously. The little shit.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/13 "2014-06-21T17:51:59Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> Also, Justin Bieber, obviously. The little shit.

I had trained myself not even to see his name! You tricked me.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/14 "2014-06-21T18:06:09Z")

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Huh, 13 posts in, and no Rush. Not anymore.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/15 "2014-06-21T18:13:02Z")

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I feel the need to vomit, just thinking about these guys:

Donald Trump  
Newt Gingrich  
Donald Sterling  
Kim Jong-un  
Rob Ford (mayor of Toronto)

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/16 "2014-06-21T18:14:57Z")

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Tom Cruise. There’s a bunch of movies I would like to watch, and now I can’t, because that guy is in them.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/17 "2014-06-21T18:19:12Z")

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Rush Limbaugh  
George W Bush  
Clarence Thomas  
Rick Perry  
Mitt Romney

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/18 "2014-06-21T18:22:29Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> Tom Cruise. There’s a bunch of movies I would like to watch, and now I can’t, because that guy is in them.

That’s pretty much what I was going to say.

So I’ll nominate Jesse Jackson instead.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/19 "2014-06-21T18:27:13Z")

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> [@dalej42](#):
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> Rick Perry

Dude, _ **come on** _!

“Don’t Stop Believing”?!  
“Wheel in the Sky”?!  
“Any Way You Want It”?!

Those are great songs man!

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**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/20 "2014-06-21T19:38:35Z")

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Kim Jong Un

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