# Candidates for Least Favorite LIVING MALE Human Being **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 21, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298 "2014-06-21T16:21:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/21 "2014-06-21T20:01:35Z")
Tony Blair - war criminal responsible for thousands of Iraqi civilian deaths (GW Bush also bears responsibility, but he was always out of his depth. Blair has no such excuse.) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/22 "2014-06-21T20:32:12Z")
I’m going to go with some more obscure figures who don’t get the opprobrium they deserve. Gene Ewing Rupert Murdoch Teodoro Obiang Mohammed Omar Rich Skrenta ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/23 "2014-06-21T21:51:49Z")
Sam Brownback, current governor of Kansas and presidential wannabe. ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/24 "2014-06-23T10:18:32Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Nick Saban Roll Tide! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/25 "2014-06-23T11:35:57Z")
That the nation that gave the world Tolstoy, Pushkin, Tchaikovsky, etc. was ruled by Stalin was a tragedy worse than Sophocles. That’s it’s now ruled by **Putin** is a joke worse than Gilbert Gotfried. ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Enn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dave_enn/32/426_2.png) [@Dave\_Enn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Enn)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/26 "2014-06-23T11:49:45Z")
Got to get Sean Hannity’s name in there. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/27 "2014-06-23T11:52:02Z")
Are the Koch Bros one guy for this purpose? Otherwise whichever one is a bigger ass, I can’t remember which. ---
**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/28 "2014-06-23T11:59:26Z")
Dick Cheney Tony B.liar ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/29 "2014-06-23T12:21:33Z")
> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#): > > Roll Tide! I did anticipate that! War Eagle! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/30 "2014-06-23T13:45:30Z")
Two letters for you: O.J. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/31 "2014-06-23T13:48:00Z")
Okay, Good People! Here’s the slate as it stands after Post #29, with no spelling-checks or “facts” checks, just to get a sense of where we stand. It’s looking like a March Madness approach after 64 unique names may be where we’re headed with this exercise. Unless we have a flurry of new names that would make 128 the target, I’m aiming for 64 as a cut-off number. Some damn fine jewels in this list! ======================================================= > **[Candidates for Least Favorite LIVING MALE Human Being](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=726520)** > > As prophesied in this post …why wait? Make sure your candidate(s) still breathe(s) up some of our air. Otherwise if he/they are among your least favorite people, the sky’s the limit. Add to these, if you will: Pauly Shore Glenn Beck Wolf... Candidates for Least Favorite LIVING MALE Human Being Glenn Beck Justin Bieber Tony Blair Tony B.liar Wolf Blitzer Sam Brownback George W Bush Dick Cheney Dick Chaney Dick Chaney (The) Dick Cheney Dick Cheney (Vampire) Dick Cheney Simon Cowell (I know, I know, low hanging fruit) Tom Cruise Macaulay Culkin Gene Ewing Rob Ford (mayor of Toronto) Newt Gingrich Sean Hannity Stephen Harper Jesse Jackson Timoleón Jiménez (aka Timochenko) leader of Colombia insurgency FARC, drug trafficker Kim Jong-un Kim Jong-un Kim Jong Un \<\< If he should be alpabetized as “Kim” please forgive this Ugly American \>\> Robert kagan Koch Bros (whichever one is a bigger ass) Joseph Kony, warlord of Lord’s Resistance Army William Kristol Rush Limbaugh Rush Omar Treviño Morales - leader of Los Zetas drug cartel Robert Mugawbe Rupert Murdoch Ted Nugent Ted Nugent Teodoro Obiang Mohammed Omar Mehmet Öz Richard Pearle Rick Perry Putin Putin Pat Robertson Mitt Romney Karl Rove Nick Saban Abubakar Shekau, leader of Boko Haram which has terrorized Nigeria kidnapping schoolgirls etc… Pauly Shore Rich Skrenta Iain Duncan Smith (UK Government Minister) Donald Sterling Clarence Thomas Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald Trump (Scottish favourite - look, ya fuckin’ dick, we’ll build those wind turbines wherever we fuckin’ like. You think you’re saving our economy by building a motherfuckin’ golf course? In Scotland? Arsehole.) Andrew Wakefield, anti-vax whackjob Paul Wolfowitz My stepfather my next-door neighbor J.A.R., The guy who killed my late fiancée. ======================================================= ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/32 "2014-06-23T13:50:49Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Two letters for you: O.J. Adding him to the list! Thanks for a likely Top Ten for sure! \<\< Side note: is there anybody from that 1994 fiasco of a trial who should be in consideration? \>\> ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/33 "2014-06-23T14:14:19Z")
Clive Bundy, professional moocher Michael Savage, looniest of the Hate Radio bunch Dick Cheney (or CHEEEE-knee, as Chris Matthews obsessively points out) Ted Cruz Alex Rodriguez Tim McCarver Alex Jones, fake news inventor Tim Tebow Nick Satan, I mean Saban Scott Walker Chris Christie David Samson Marcus Bachmann Lebron James Bob Baffert Dennis Rodman ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/34 "2014-06-23T23:02:33Z")
I can see nothing will be gained by dragging this out further, so here are 64 names in 8 groups of 8. Pick 2 from each group – MAX. ======================================== Group 1 Marcus Bachmann Bob Baffert Glenn Beck Justin Bieber Tony Blair Tony B.liar Wolf Blitzer Sam Brownback Clive Bundy, professional moocher Group 2 George W Bush Dick Cheney Chris Christie Simon Cowell Tom Cruise Ted Cruz Macaulay Culkin Gene Ewing Group 3 Rob Ford (mayor of Toronto) Newt Gingrich Sean Hannity Stephen Harper Jesse Jackson Lebron James Timoleón Jiménez (aka Timochenko) leader of Colombia insurgency FARC, drug trafficker Alex Jones, fake news inventor Group 4 Kim Jong-un Robert kagan Koch Bros (whichever one is a bigger ass) Joseph Kony, warlord of Lord’s Resistance Army William Kristol Rush Limbaugh Rush Tim McCarver Omar Treviño Morales - leader of Los Zetas drug cartel Group 5 Robert Mugawbe Rupert Murdoch Ted Nugent Teodoro Obiang Mohammed Omar Mehmet Öz Richard Pearle Rick Perry Group 6 Putin Putin Pat Robertson Dennis Rodman Alex Rodriguez Mitt Romney Karl Rove Nick Saban David Samson Group 7 Michael Savage, looniest of the Hate Radio bunch Abubakar Shekau, leader of Boko Haram which has terrorized Nigeria kidnapping schoolgirls etc… Pauly Shore O.J. Simpson Rich Skrenta Iain Duncan Smith (UK Government Minister) Donald Sterling Tim Tebow Group 8 Clarence Thomas Donald Trump Andrew Wakefield, anti-vax whackjob Scott Walker Paul Wolfowitz My stepfather my next-door neighbor J.A.R., The guy who killed my late fiancée. ---
**Author:** ![jayrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jayrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayrey)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/35 "2014-06-23T23:31:16Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > (The) Dick Cheney > Karl Rove > Mehmet Öz > Pat Robertson > My stepfather I don’t know your stepfather, so I can’t speak to that one, but I am in full agreement on the others. For me, substitute in the head of that idiotic Duck Dynasty clan. (I would have gone with the moron who headed up the Westboro Church but, Glory to Og!, he’s dead!!) ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/36 "2014-06-23T23:36:46Z")
> [@jayrey](#): > > I don’t know your stepfather, so I can’t speak to that one, but I am in full agreement on the others. > > For me, substitute in the head of that idiotic Duck Dynasty clan. (I would have gone with the moron who headed up the Westboro Church but, Glory to Og!, he’s dead!!) Just so you know, I went ahead with the Voting Slate in the previous post. Pick 2 from each of the 8 groups and repost your picks. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/37 "2014-06-23T23:52:16Z")
Kim Jong Un The dictator of Equatorial Guinea (I’m not even going to try to spell his name) Joseph Kony (Maybe, I’m sure a lot of people are a lot more evil) Maybe that’s good, I can only think of a handful of people I consider truly evil. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/38 "2014-06-23T23:52:33Z")
Sandusky Allen West (former GOP rep) Todd Akin (former GOP candidate) Joe Wilson (former GOP rep) Rick Scott (Florida gov) We could probably do a whole list of just elected Republicans but these are some of the ones that stand out. I gotta stop because they’re all interchangeably odious ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/39 "2014-06-24T00:06:19Z")
John McCain, Whiner in Chief Ted Cruz, smarmy self-important fuck Thom Robb, present grand wizard of the Klan Jesse Jackson: sorry, but this guy has rubbed me wrong since forever. Ralph Nader: shut the fuck up, already ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-for-least-favorite-living-male-human-being/691298/40 "2014-06-24T00:27:30Z")
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