# Candidates: moving on

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [December 5, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078 "2012-12-05T16:25:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078/21 "2012-12-06T01:51:39Z")

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Saw Dubya on TV today and it wasn’t a recording from four or more years ago. Looks older and more beat-up, much more than four years of “regular” relaxing would do. If I were one to suggest such things I’d say he’s back to drinking, but I’m not.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078/22 "2012-12-06T05:42:37Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Come on, they’re not _all_ closeted… 🙂

Yes, they are.

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078/23 "2012-12-06T09:44:11Z")

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> [@Simplicio](#):
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> Having an SUV and shopping at Costco is “weird”?

It is for a multimillionaire. One would expect them to perhaps have an SUV for their personal shopper, but certainly not to shop themselves.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078/24 "2012-12-06T14:21:25Z")

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> [@gamerunknown](#):
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> It is for a multimillionaire. One would expect them to perhaps have an SUV for their personal shopper, but certainly not to shop themselves.

Now, now, multi-millionaires are people, too, you know. Or at least, the corporations that made them the money are. 😃

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078/25 "2012-12-06T14:35:37Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> I heard that Obama guy found himself a job. I heard it’s the shittiest job in the country, tho.

They always give the shittiest job to the black guy.

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078/26 "2012-12-06T19:01:04Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Punditry pays better and doesn’t come with the fearful taint of responsibility.

I’m pretty sure Rush Limbaugh is a fearful taint.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078/27 "2012-12-06T19:26:10Z")

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Yeah, but the only thing he’s responsible for is some frightened Haitian boys. Doesnt’ count.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078/28 "2012-12-06T19:53:13Z")

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> [@Askthepizzaguy](#):
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> I’m pretty sure Rush Limbaugh is a fearful taint.

_…Say yes, I’ll be here when the morning comes  
I’ll be right here, and I ain’t gonna run  
I bought this house, now I am the boss  
Ain’t no taint gonna run me off!.._

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078/29 "2012-12-06T19:54:58Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Yeah, but the only thing he’s responsible for is some frightened Haitian boys. Doesnt’ count.

I’m sure he scares the mental midgets who believe every word he says.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candidates-moving-on/643078/30 "2012-12-08T13:37:27Z")

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Poor Mitt is even getting savaged by his own former advertising gurus:

[Ex-Romney advisors hit Mitt’s post-election PR campaign](http://washingtonexaminer.com/ex-romney-advisors-hit-mitts-post-election-pr-campaign/article/2515070#.UMNB2I4z20s)

> [@](#):
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> Now he does it! That’s what ex-advisors to Mitt Romney are saying after they’ve seen at least six attempts by the losing GOP presidential nominee to connect with middle America and show his softer, funnier side.
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> “We tried and tried to get him to interact with voters. The campaign just kept saying he wasn’t good at that,” a former Romney public relations advisor told Secrets. “So what does he do? He waits until after the election to show up at McDonalds, Costco and Boston Market. Crazy.”

(my underlining)

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