# Candy Bar Cravings

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 16, 1999, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504 "1999-10-16T19:45:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Yankee\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@Yankee\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankee_Blue)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/1 "1999-10-16T19:45:00Z")

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All Week I have just been going berserk for Almond Joy candy bars. I have to have one every day - the vending machine sings its siren song and I give in. The strange thing is that normally I hate coconut. I just don’t understand it. Help me before I indulge again.

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**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/2 "1999-10-16T20:42:00Z")

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It’s all the old commercials they are showing on TV lately.  
They are loaded with subliminal messages.  
Today candy bars,tommorow the world.

t lion

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/3 "1999-10-16T22:00:00Z")

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For me its anything that has caramel in it… i cant walk by chocolate to begin with… but add in the caramel and im gone… I agree Lion… the commercials send such a brain message to people…

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/4 "1999-10-16T23:02:00Z")

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I used to have “Skittle Attacks,” where I needed to eat some Skittles immediately…

I guess i grew out of that, however…

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/5 "1999-10-16T23:17:00Z")

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I must have M&Ms

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**Author:** ![omniscientnot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a5b964/32.png) [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/6 "1999-10-17T01:43:00Z")

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What can I say Yankee, except perhaps:

Sometimes you feel like a nut…

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**Author:** ![\_00\_The\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ed655f/32.png) [@\_00\_The\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_00_The_Fool)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/7 "1999-10-17T03:46:00Z")

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I recently discovered Nestle’s Chunky. It’s a thick chocolate square with peanuts and raisins. I just have to get one at lunch every day on campus. One reason I like it is that it’s perfectly square, smaller than a typical chocolate bar. It’s not as much to eat, but it still satisfies.

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“Oh we were brought up on the Space-Race, now they expect us to clean toilets. When you have seen how big the world is how can you make do with this?”  
Pulp, “Glory Days”

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/8 "1999-10-17T04:35:00Z")

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After reading this thread I had to go out and buy an Dove bar (Dark Chocolate)

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/9 "1999-10-17T05:00:00Z")

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Every so often I get an overwhelming urge for a Mars bar…  
I also am a sucker for Mallow Cups…Mmmmmmm

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Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.  
[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html)

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**Author:** ![JBENZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b77776/32.png) [@JBENZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBENZ)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/10 "1999-10-17T05:04:00Z")

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Cadbury Fruit & Nut Bars…the 5 oz ones…the “Chunky” from hell. Mwuhhahahahahahah…

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JB  
Lex Non Favet Delictorum Votis

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/11 "1999-10-17T05:13:00Z")

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I admit it, I can’t walk past a Mr.Bulky or SweetFactory without loading up on JellyBelly “Sassy Sours.” My teeth ache too much to eat normal food afterwards. Sour candy has to be the worst for your teeth.

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**Author:** ![chief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@chief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chief)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/12 "1999-10-17T05:26:00Z")

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ohhhhh, now i want to eat reese’s  
god they are good!

i also love twix!

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Chief’s Domain - [http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~ravi](http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~ravi)

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**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/13 "1999-10-17T09:21:00Z")

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Moon Pies- MOON PIES Goddamit- I woke up nearly 2 hundred miles from the nearest moon pie dying to have one one night. Horrible sensation. I could have beat down a nun if she had one stuffed in her habit somewhere.  
Those and those pink snowballs from Hostess once.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/14 "1999-10-17T20:20:00Z")

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Ice Cubes are so incredible.They’re imported from Germany I think(the chocolate ones!)

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 1999, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/15 "1999-10-17T23:44:00Z")

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The Candy Greater Than All Other Candy Combined:

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

Hands down, the most delicious and perfect synthesisof salt & sweet, perfectly textured to go down easy. (assuming they are very fresh. Very fresh RPBC’s are exquisite…I’m not as impressed with ones that have sat for a bit and gotten kinda dry and crumbly.)

The only other candy that does it for me is See’s Butterscotch Squares, which are not really butterscotch at all, simply chunks of brown sugar and butter paste dipped in chocolate. Yum!

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/16 "1999-10-18T01:33:00Z")

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I go through candy phases, when I’m obsessed with one particular one for a few months, then move on…first one I can remember was Mounds, then Whatchamacallit, then Bar None (for a long time), then Pay Day. Right now I’m between phases.

Do they still make Bar None?..

And who else remembers the heavenly chewiness that was the Marathon bar!

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**Author:** ![AzRaek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/azraek/32/16739_2.png) [@AzRaek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzRaek)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/17 "1999-10-18T01:41:00Z")

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Oooh Marathons! They were like long braided milk duds. I loved the old Mars Almond Bars (today’s version isn’t the same) Reggie Bars, and also Chunkeys.

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“On the edge of sleep, I awoke to a sun so bright…”

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/18 "1999-10-18T03:09:00Z")

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I can’t go for more than a few days without Runts. I’d eat them until I barf if there were enough around.

–Tim

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We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/19 "1999-10-18T16:35:00Z")

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One Word - Zagnut

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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/candy-bar-cravings/9504/20 "1999-10-18T16:52:00Z")

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## Kinder Bueno. I guess it’s European.

Coldfire

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“You know how complex women are”

- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

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