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Ike, you genuine, heartwarming thing you, you mean you have NEVER read a Tiffany Thayer? I have to go lie down for a moment . . .

I highly recommend “13 Men” (which has, like, 42 murders in the first chapter), “13 Women” (about a vengeful sorority girl killing ex-schoolmates one by one), “Call Her Savage” (about an S&M half-caste chick who decsends to prostitution) or “One Woman” (kind of like “Laura,” only earlier). All early 1930s. I’d loan you my copies, except I know I’d never get 'em back, so I direct you to bookfinder.com, where you can probably find them cheap. Anyone who calls himself a mystery fan owes it to himself to read Mr. Thayer! He is, to coin a phrase, a daisy.

All right you harlequins, back to the topic. How 'bout a detailed history of the Bolsheviks for UB?

Unc: I haven’t read this one personally, but it’s been on the communal household bookshelves since 1981, as the Missus had it as a college text and swears by it:

Adam Ulan; The Bolsheviks: the Intellectual and Political History of the Triumph of Communism in Russia (Harvard University Press)

Originally published in 1965, it was considered good enough to be reprinted without revision by Harvard within the past few years. It’s as much a personal and political biography of Lenin as a sociological history of the early Soviet Union. Which sounds good to me, as we all know that BIOGRAPHY MAKES THE BEST READING.

OK Uke, i’ve got to jump in here. I’m almost past the ‘unchewable’ books stage and very, very bored of chemistry books. So, you name it, i’ll read it. I really must start to read more widely.

Uke, I was just looking at a review of that exact same book over at the Barnes & Noble website the other day. I guess I’m off to the bookstore to order a copy tonight. Thank you, my stringed friend.

andy: Ah, I’ve met you. You’re easy. {grin}

Charles Bukowski. He drinks, he has sleazy sex, he drinks, he works at some foul job, he drinks, he listens to Mahler on the radio, he drinks. You’ll simply adore 'im.

Start with Post Office, his first novel.


Uke

Oops . . . Uke did indeed say how much he liked my book, several months ago, but that darned lobotomy I got . . . Hmmm. Serves me right for paying so much attention to slams I forget to write down the compliments.

But anyway—I highly recommend anyone who likes hard-boiled mystery to search out Tiffany Thayer, even if you have to go to the ends of yhe earth!

. . . But I STILL prefer “Vile Bodies” to “Decline and Fall” . . .

Two words for YOU, Evie m’dear…

“Sophomore Slump.”

{Note to those not engaged in the publishing business: Most authors who make a big splash with a carefully-crafted first novel…oh, like Evelyn Waugh, for example, with Decline and Fall…fall over onto their noses with their second book, which is cobbled together and rushed out while there’s still “buzz” over the first.}

{Note to those not aware of the “special relationship” Eve and I share on this board: Vile Bodies really IS a terrific book.}


Uke

Uke, I have one more request, if’n dat’s okay wit’chu. Santeria; I’d like an account of the rites and practices of this religion.

Decline and Fall is probably the best of Waugh’s early (meaning minor) novels, though Vile Bodies has its moments. The real deal for funny Waugh is The Loved One, which has the added advantage of being Waugh taking on America. (Spoken as a man who’s reading A Little Learning right now, though I still think The Sword of Honour trilogy is his best work.)

Hey, Uke, how 'bout something for me? I’ll be coming off A Little Learning and Slavomir Rawicz’s The Long Walk (which I plugged on some other book thread), so I’ll be looking for something light and airy. (Let’s see if you can recommend something I haven’t already read.)


I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

Awright, awright, awright! I will GO to the library and get a copy of “Decline and Fall” today at lunchtime! Haven’t read it in 20 years, maybe it’s better than I remember . . . But I still say it’s no “Vile Bodies.”

Unc: Much as I hate to admit it, I cannot in good conscience tell you which book on Santeria to read. My opinion would be worthless; you’re better off going to an on-line bookselling site and typing “Santeria” into the subject search line.

Ace: “Minor” my rosy Irish arse. I agree that The Loved One is great stuff, but Waugh’s 1930s novels are MUCH moer entertaining than later and stuffier material like Brideshead Revisited.

Here’s a novel for you that’s so light and airy you’ll have to tie it to your wrist with a string: The Circus of Dr. Lao by Charles G. Finney. Welcome to Abalone, Arizona, and is that thing in the middle wagon a bear or a Russian?


Uke

Eve, you’ll die laffin’, especially at the national characterization of the Welsh, and the part when Prendy gets his head sawed off.

And I understand he wears (wore) a wig.

“Eve, you’ll die laffin’, especially at the national characterization of the Welsh, and the part when Prendy gets his head sawed off.
And I understand he wears (wore) a wig.”

WHAT are you babbling about, dear heart? Have you been kicking the gong around?

<b>Uke</b>baby!

I read many different genres (mostly within the realm of fiction) but how about I give you my top ten books and you recommend something for me…

  1. The Talisman - Stephen King
  2. Geek Love - Katherine Dunn
  3. Ender’s Game - Orson Scott Card
  4. Oath of Fealty - Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
  5. An Instance of the Fingerpost - Iain Pears
  6. Song of Solomon - Toni Morrison
  7. The Sparrow - Mary Doria Russell
  8. The Stand - Stephen King
  9. Lost in Place: Growing Up Absurd in Suburbia - Mark Salzman
  10. Mists of Avalon - Marion Zimmer Bradley

Can’t wait to see what you recommend!


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With love from the poster voted as having the "Most Confusing Username"

Crap… still can’t get used to HTML being out. Make that Ukebaby!

Please strike number nine and add the following book in its place:

Kindred - Octavia Butler

All right kids, just so Uke knows this wasn’t just a pointless exercise, tell us now if you’ve actually pick up the book(s) he’s painstakingly selected for you. Here’s what I ordered from my local bookstore just last night.

This title personally selected for me by Mr. Uke - The Bolsheviks: The Intellectual and Political History of the Triumph of Communism in Russia - by Adam B. Ulam.

This one on a subject which Uke declined to make a sugestion for - Santeria: The Religion, Faith, Rites, Magic - by Migene Gonzalez-Wippler.

And just for good measure - The Theory of the Leisure Class - Thorstein B. Veblen

I know that post is here somewhere. Trust the CGI my ass. I say, “Fuck the CGI.”

Uke, you picked a tough one to find. I’ve spent the last 5 days trying to track down a copy of 30 Fathoms Deep. Amazon doesn’t list it. The book hunt keeps me from actually doing work at my job, so I’ll keep at it until I find a copy. I found an online copy of On the Bottom which has served to whet my appetite. If anyone knows of an online bookstore with a copy of 30 Fathoms Deep by Edward Ellsberg, let me know and I’ll order it, otherwise the search continues…