# Cannibal Cop? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855 "2012-10-25T19:18:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/1 "2012-10-25T19:18:04Z")
[NYPD cop arrested for planning to kidnap women, and cook some of them.](http://news.yahoo.com/nyc-officer-arrested-ghoulish-kidnap-plot-152522278.html) So far as they know, he hasn’t actually kidnapped or eaten anyone yet. But he allegedly was using police computers to pick victims, was marketing himself as a kidnapper for hire, and discussed strategies for cooking women while keeping them alive as long as possible. Too early to say IMO whether he really intended to do this, or just has a seriously sick imagination. But if he made an offer to kidnap someone for a $5,000 fee, he sure belongs in jail. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/2 "2012-10-25T20:22:49Z")
I can’t help but wonder if his Wife set him up. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/3 "2012-10-25T20:50:29Z")
[Here’s a longer, more sensational, and crazier link!](“I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus … cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible,” the FBI quoted Valle.) (NY Post, so sensational and crazy are all part of the package.) A choice quote: > [@](#): > > “I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus … cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible,” the FBI quoted Valle. Cook her alive? Look, I’m no butcher, but I’m pretty sure that’d make her taste _really_ nasty. There’s a reason you typically remove organs and drain the blood before chopping up the carcass and cooking a roast. Uhhh…speaking in _general_ terms here, not human specific… ---
**Author:** ![humblebumble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@humblebumble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/humblebumble)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/4 "2012-10-25T20:58:41Z")
I didn’t know Hannibal Lecter was a cop. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/5 "2012-10-25T21:06:16Z")
> [@humblebumble](#): > > I didn’t know Hannibal Lecter was a cop. No, but he ripped one’s face off and slapped it over his once. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/6 "2012-10-26T14:10:12Z")
[NYPD officer conspired to kidnap, cook, eat women](http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/25/prosecutors-nypd-officer-planned-to-kidnap-cook-eat-women/) he had a database of “at least 100 women and containing at least one photograph of each woman” “You do know if we don’t waste any of her there is nearly 75 lbs of food there,” the other person replied So anyone have some good cannibal recipes as the same thing over & over gets boring? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/7 "2012-10-26T14:50:19Z")
And women complain that men never want to eat them anymore … ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/8 "2012-10-26T14:52:05Z")
‘I’ll kill you, eat you, and wear your tit for a yarmulke!’ ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/9 "2012-10-26T14:52:48Z")
This is going to lead in the local news cycle for way too long, just like that recent horrible case of the Hasidic boy getting lost while walking a few blocks and getting talked into a house, killed and dismembered. These types of cases are the worst - so awful, but so ripe for sensationalism and feeding on fears. People get fascinated for all the wrong reasons - can’t look; can’t look away. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/10 "2012-10-26T14:56:27Z")
When _ **Law and Order: SVU** _ does this show I hope it’s Richard Belzer killing and eating women (and when \*\*\*SVU \*\*\*does it, there will be dead, nearly naked women, not just ‘conspiring.’) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/11 "2012-10-26T14:56:58Z")
Merged duplicate threads. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/12 "2012-10-26T14:58:30Z")
Did they find any flava beans and Chianti in the kitchen cabinets? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/13 "2012-10-26T15:07:55Z")
Sorry, Charlie, your kidnapping clients want women with good taste, not women that taste good. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/14 "2012-10-26T16:23:26Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > ‘I’ll kill you, eat you, and wear your tit for a yarmulke!’ - Ed Geinberg ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/15 "2012-10-26T16:32:49Z")
[Eat Me? (clip from The IT Crowd)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOUobuGaY7U) ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/16 "2012-10-26T16:36:34Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > …a database of “at least 100 women and containing at least one photograph of each woman” Were they in binders? ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/17 "2012-10-26T17:23:27Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Were they in binders? Of course, psychopaths are very organized. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/18 "2012-10-26T18:19:19Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Were they in binders? More like platters. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/19 "2012-10-26T18:27:48Z")
> [@bup](#): > > When _ **Law and Order: SVU** _ does this show I hope it’s Richard Belzer killing and eating women (and when \*\*\*SVU \*\*\*does it, there will be dead, nearly naked women, not just ‘conspiring.’) Why do you think they call him Sgt. Munch? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dimmy\_derko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@dimmy\_derko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dimmy_derko)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/20 "2012-10-26T19:04:22Z")
I can tolerate cops eating donuts on the tax-payer’s dime, but I draw the line at roasting and digesting random females. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855.md?page=2)