# Cannibal Cop?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 25, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855 "2012-10-25T19:18:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/21 "2012-10-26T19:14:46Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> More like platters.

Tupperware.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/22 "2012-10-26T19:47:41Z")

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> [@bouv](#):
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> There’s a reason you typically remove organs and drain the blood before chopping up the carcass and cooking a roast.

Those parts are for the appetizer . . . haggis.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/23 "2012-10-26T20:06:49Z")

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Mmm, this is delicious! Who is this? Is this Becky?

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/24 "2012-10-26T20:20:24Z")

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_ **Cannibal Cop** _

_Next season on Fox!_

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/25 "2012-10-26T20:39:02Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Were they in binders?

Grinders of women?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/26 "2012-10-26T21:19:34Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> No, but he ripped one’s face off and slapped it over his once.

What was he thinking? That’s Impersonating An Officer.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/27 "2012-10-26T21:57:14Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Mmm, this is delicious! Who is this? Is this Becky?

“I always did say she looked good enough to eat. Of course, I meant it a little differently, but still…”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/28 "2012-10-26T21:59:14Z")

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♬ _I love, I love, I love my Cannibal Cop…_ ♬

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-cop/638855/29 "2012-10-26T22:55:57Z")

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Does he still get his pension?

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