# Cannibal eats bacon- Kevin Bacon **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2022, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112 "2022-09-24T03:09:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112/1 "2022-09-24T03:09:22Z")
I did a double-take and had to check both that it wasn’t April 1st or that this was on the Onion. > **[Cannibal Mark Latunski admits to eating man named Kevin Bacon](https://nypost.com/2022/09/23/cannibal-mark-latunski-admits-eating-man-named-kevin-bacon/)** > > Mark Latunski copped Thursday to murdering and mutilating the 25-year-old hairdresser. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112/2 "2022-09-24T03:16:33Z")
So, he’s only one degree apart from Kevin Bacon. Did he cut his foot…loose? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112/3 "2022-09-24T03:39:05Z")
But in [this interview](https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/sep/22/kevin-bacon-i-turned-down-dancing-to-footloose-dressed-as-an-mm-my-wife-doesnt-like-it-when-food-talks) Kevin Bacon ironically states: > Since the 80s, I’ve owned a farm with miniature horses and alpacas. We recently got a couple of pigs, June and Jonny, who I adore, so I don’t eat bacon any more. I don’t want to eat things that I have, so I don’t eat dog, horse, goat or pig. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112/4 "2022-09-24T03:47:09Z")
> We recently got a couple of pigs, June and Jonny, who I adore, so I don’t eat bacon any more. But does he still eat ham? Pork chops? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112/5 "2022-09-24T04:19:29Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > So, he’s only one degree apart from Kevin Bacon. For the next course, he plans on eating Paul Erdős… but only if he’s Hungary enough. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112/6 "2022-09-24T04:38:07Z")
[![](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E05/340806.jpg?b64lines=IFlFQUgsIFJJR0hULCBMSVNBLCBBCiBXT05ERVJGVUwsIE1BR0lDQUwKIEFOSU1BTC4gKCBjaHVja2xpbmcgKQ==) ](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E05/340806.jpg?b64lines=IFlFQUgsIFJJR0hULCBMSVNBLCBBCiBXT05ERVJGVUwsIE1BR0lDQUwKIEFOSU1BTC4gKCBjaHVja2xpbmcgKQ==) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112/7 "2022-09-24T04:43:58Z")
Yes, that was what I was referring to. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112/8 "2022-09-24T05:12:17Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > he’s only one degree apart from Kevin Bacon One degree is just knowing him. If he’s, um, _inside_ you? I think that must count as zero degrees. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112/9 "2022-09-24T14:20:00Z")
Will Latunski be calling Beyond Meat Coo as a character witness? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112/10 "2022-09-24T16:03:57Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > > [@cochrane](#): > > > > he’s only one degree apart from Kevin Bacon > > One degree is just knowing him. If he’s, um, _inside_ you? I think that must count as zero degrees. - He became One with Bacon. Or he just pushed the button. [https://www.24a11y.com/wp-content/uploads/push-button-receive-bacon.png](https://www.24a11y.com/wp-content/uploads/push-button-receive-bacon.png) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibal-eats-bacon-kevin-bacon/972112/11 "2022-09-24T16:16:17Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > > We recently got a couple of pigs, June and Jonny, who I adore, so I don’t eat bacon any more. > > But does he still eat ham? Pork chops? Notice that Bacon didn’t close the door on alpacaburgers. “Cannibal Mark Latunski” sounds like a natural for WWE competition, assuming he can skate on these unfair charges.