# Cannibalism "reported" in New Orleans

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibalism-reported-in-new-orleans/320017>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 4, 2005, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibalism-reported-in-new-orleans/320017 "2005-09-04T06:22:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Matteo\_Ricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Matteo\_Ricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Matteo_Ricci)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibalism-reported-in-new-orleans/320017/61 "2005-09-08T04:49:03Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> _Iiiiiii’m…goooooonnnnnaaaa…get me a Weber and grill all the whities I seeeee…  
> I’m gonna get me a Weber and grill all the whities I seeee…  
> After I grill all the whities I see, I’ll have me a whitey fricassee  
> I’m gonna get me a Weber and grill all the whities I seeee…_

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by Tyrone Green

Dark and lonely on a summer’s night.  
Eat my landlord. Eat my landlord.  
Watchdog barking. Do he bite?  
Eat my landlord. Eat my landlord.  
Slip in his window. Break his back.  
Then sit down for a little snack.  
Got no ketchup–forgot to pack.  
Eat my landlord. Eat my landlord.  
E-E-T my land lord!

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannibalism-reported-in-new-orleans/320017/62 "2005-09-08T19:29:31Z")

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> [@An Arky](#):
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> Eh. No need to _eat_ the dead bodies. They’re just now getting good for crabbing

Best. Quip. Ever.

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