# Cannot decide if this is stupid or not: paying for jail.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 28, 2011, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108 "2011-06-28T05:21:18Z")
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### Author: ![jeredc1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@jeredc1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeredc1983)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2011, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108/1 "2011-06-28T05:21:18Z")

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[http://www.connectmidmissouri.com/news/story.aspx?id=634345](http://www.connectmidmissouri.com/news/story.aspx?id=634345)

This is the jail in my county; they are hoping to make some money by acting as if it is a hotel. Is this stupid or brilliant? Or perhaps somewhere in my between. I wanted some doper opinions on this matter!

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### Author: ![Zulema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/db5fbb/32.png) [@Zulema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulema)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2011, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108/2 "2011-06-28T05:38:28Z")

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I would do it as long as the cell and outer doors remained locked. It’s silly and fun with the booking photo and t-shirt.

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### Author: ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2011, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108/3 "2011-06-28T05:38:40Z")

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At $30 including breakfast, dinner, a photo and a t-shirt (and available only over two days) I don’t think they are hoping to turn a profit.

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### Author: ![jeredc1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@jeredc1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeredc1983)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2011, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108/4 "2011-06-28T05:39:59Z")

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I’d probably be more behind it if they were doing it for charity; this is in my home state of Missouri and Joplin could really use the help.

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### Author: ![ecseas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ecseas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ecseas)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2011, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108/5 "2011-06-28T06:11:03Z")

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That’s not the first place to do it, I know some of the old, out of use jails here do it. They conduct a ghost tour, and then you are put in a cell to sleep for the night.

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### Author: ![jeredc1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@jeredc1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeredc1983)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2011, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108/6 "2011-06-28T06:12:11Z")

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I can imagine some white rapper around here paying the $30 to spend the night in jail in order to boost his street credibility.

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### Author: ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2011, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108/7 "2011-06-28T08:06:51Z")

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Butt-fucking? Just to “round out” the experience?

Q

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### Author: ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2011, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108/8 "2011-06-28T08:35:22Z")

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In a Missouri county jail, smuggled-in low-quality drugs would be more appropriate, or verisimilitudinous, or whatever the word is I want.

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108/9 "2011-06-28T16:23:47Z")

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Can you pay extra to avoid the dinner and breakfast?

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### Author: ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cannot-decide-if-this-is-stupid-or-not-paying-for-jail/587108/10 "2011-06-28T17:08:36Z")

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It’s an interesting idea. Kind of a novelty thing.

Around here two jails have been converted, one into a hotel and one into a restaurant. They’re pretty swanky.
