Can't Decide between Two Girlfriends? Marry Them Both!

[D_Odds]

@Siam Sam

Actually, my dear departed father-in-law had two wives, as is the practice of many a man over here. It’s just that his second one was what is called his “minor wife” and taken at some later point in time. Plus she did not live in the same household. This is the first time I’ve ever heard of two brides in the same ceremony. The guy looks like he’s all of 12 years old, but what a pair of balls he must have!

Close, but probably wasn’t the balls that the wives were considering.

I’m just saying…

[Cicero]

Why the hell would you want two mother in laws?