# Can't fix the car... without a whole lotta milka.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-fix-the-car-without-a-whole-lotta-milka/612314>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 9, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-fix-the-car-without-a-whole-lotta-milka/612314 "2012-02-09T15:50:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-fix-the-car-without-a-whole-lotta-milka/612314/1 "2012-02-09T15:50:53Z")

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Fran! Have you turned the boy into a fag yet?

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-fix-the-car-without-a-whole-lotta-milka/612314/2 "2012-02-09T15:58:35Z")

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I’ve done some thinkin’. The only reason you two ain’t high class whores is that our prices are too low.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-fix-the-car-without-a-whole-lotta-milka/612314/3 "2012-02-09T16:02:20Z")

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Can you do me a kindness and explain WTF this is about?

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-fix-the-car-without-a-whole-lotta-milka/612314/4 "2012-02-09T16:04:36Z")

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I’m sorry. I’d love to be of assistance to you, but I’m afraid I speak no English.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-fix-the-car-without-a-whole-lotta-milka/612314/5 "2012-02-09T16:05:38Z")

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[Whole lotta milka](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWV1KDQZ_3I).

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-fix-the-car-without-a-whole-lotta-milka/612314/6 "2012-02-09T16:33:57Z")

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**DCnDC** , you seem to be the only one amused by this. We prefer threads that multiple people will participate in.