# Can't get car wiper to stop wiping

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 11, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819 "2018-10-11T19:47:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819/1 "2018-10-11T19:47:12Z")

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I have a 2009 SmartCar and it decided a few days ago that its rear wiper was not going to stop wiping. No amount of fiddling with the controls stops it. Anyone have any ideas?

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819/2 "2018-10-11T19:52:29Z")

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Pull the fuse.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819/3 "2018-10-11T19:55:04Z")

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“Snap off the wiper arm” is probably not the answer you’re looking for.

I feel your pain though. My wife got a Ford C-Max earlier this summer and I still haven’t figured out how to work the wipers. Every once in a while I will accidentally turn on the rear wiper and can’t figure out how to turn it off (or how I even managed to turn it on in the first place).

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819/4 "2018-10-11T22:00:16Z")

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Say “Wiper, stop wiping!” three times.  
It works for Dora.  
Sorry, I have nothing real to suggest.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819/5 "2018-10-11T22:15:31Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> Pull the fuse.

Just be careful of what else that fuse does. (rear lights???) It may be better to disconnect the wire at the base of the wiper, if it’s easy to get at.

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**Author:** ![pabstist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e99b99/32.png) [@pabstist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pabstist)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819/6 "2018-10-12T03:55:38Z")

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Only drive when it rains.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819/7 "2018-10-12T04:04:53Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> Pull the fuse.

I had a Porsche 924 back in the '80s that would decide to turn on the intermittent wipers for no apparent reason.

Pulling the fuse was my solution.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819/8 "2018-10-12T05:36:19Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> It works for Dora.

Alright. This is funny. 😃

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819/9 "2018-10-12T06:39:23Z")

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I’d like think perhaps a faulty relay.

Open your relay panel and look for one labelled accordingly.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819/10 "2018-10-12T11:46:16Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> I’d like think perhaps a faulty relay.
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> Open your relay panel and look for one labelled accordingly.

“OK, I’ve got the cover off and I’m looking at the relays, but can’t find one marked “faulty”, now what?”

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-get-car-wiper-to-stop-wiping/822819/11 "2018-10-12T20:21:03Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> “OK, I’ve got the cover off and I’m looking at the relays, but can’t find one marked “faulty”, now what?”

He clearly said to look for the one labeled “accordingly”, not one marked “faulty”. Geez.
