# Can't pass this up, more sequential threads: **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [August 18, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827 "2000-08-18T05:04:17Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/1 "2000-08-18T05:04:17Z")
I’m not drunk tonight, I’m tipsy!!! Masturbation and Statistics Masturbation and Statistics Finally something good out of this mess! I Have A New Girlfriend! Am I demented? Yup, I’m gonna hire a hooker I got rear ended today! ---
### Author: ![Mamapotomus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mamapotomus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mamapotomus) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/2 "2000-08-18T05:07:45Z")
Homosexuals killed my mom Am I demented? How pathetic am I? Kicking myself… I lied! I’m getting married! 12:01 am. ---
### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/3 "2000-08-18T05:17:06Z")
What would you want done with it, seriously? The dreaded “rear admiral”? ---
### Author: ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/4 "2000-08-18T05:18:31Z")
She’s MORE than tipsy, folks…trust me! ---
### Author: ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/5 "2000-08-18T05:21:53Z")
Earliest memory Free Beer, Naked Women and Men, Donuts, Motorcycles, Whipped Cream, BBQ and Steak ---
### Author: ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/6 "2000-08-18T05:32:36Z")
Questions you should have asked as a kid Gattaca glasses anyone? Yep I’m going to hire a hooker: bid on this ---
### Author: ![Mamapotomus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mamapotomus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mamapotomus) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/7 "2000-08-18T05:39:42Z")
I’m not argueing with you… Masturbation and Statistics ---
### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/8 "2000-08-18T06:37:48Z")
Lessons from a Dog I got rear ended today! ---
### Author: ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/9 "2000-08-18T07:10:02Z")
Help! I have eleven pieces of Juicy Fruit in my mouth ---
### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/10 "2000-08-18T07:18:38Z")
I’m not drunk tonight, I’m tipsy!!! I’m not arguing that with you… Does anybody else enjoy this? Yup, I’m gonna hire a hooker Entertaining things to do on a date Oh my freaking hand. Find a loophole in THIS, if you can The dreaded “rear admiral”? ---
### Author: ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/11 "2000-08-18T07:35:57Z")
I have eleven pieces of Juicy Fruit in my mouth. Does anyone else enjoy this? ---
### Author: ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/12 "2000-08-18T07:38:57Z")
Need, umm … Scooby-Doo help… Who wants to help me? ---
### Author: ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/13 "2000-08-18T07:44:12Z")
Homosexuals Killed My Mother! …ohh God… please not my cat… I have a new girlfriend! How pathetic am I? ---
### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/14 "2000-08-18T07:45:06Z")
This one is too easy: I am now a tool of The Man The dreaded “rear admiral”? ---
### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/15 "2000-08-18T08:04:34Z")
MPSIMS and Pit cross breed: Yup, I’m gonna hire a hooker She’s paying for it apparently. ---
### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/16 "2000-08-18T08:09:33Z")
A IMHO and MPSIMS hybrid: Funny/strange names for your… Yipeee, new toy! ---
### Author: ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/17 "2000-08-18T08:56:53Z")
Homosexuals Killed My Mother For all those who wondered what I did with the hooker on Thursday… ---
### Author: ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/18 "2000-08-18T09:06:00Z")
earliest memory Homosexuals Killed My Mother ---
### Author: ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/19 "2000-08-18T09:16:27Z")
For all those who wondered what I did with a hooker on Thursday… …ohh God… please not my cat… Problem With Depression Should I hire a hooker? I’m not arguing that with you… What are you doing exactly now? I’m getting married!! The SDMB Soap Opera ---
### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas) #### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/20 "2000-08-18T12:31:51Z")
Your chance to fame. Name that cat. Ohh God…please not my cat. For all those who wondered what I did with a hooker on Thursday… I lied! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827.md?page=2)