# Can't pass this up, more sequential threads: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827 "2000-08-18T05:04:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![robinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@robinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinh)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/21 "2000-08-18T12:57:47Z")
Homosexuals killed my mother I am now a tool of the man For all those who wondered what I did with a hooker on Thursday …ohh God…please not my cat… I have eleven pieces of Juicy Fruit in my mouth Does anybody else enjoy this? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/22 "2000-08-18T13:19:57Z")
I THINK ABOUT YOU PEOPLE WAY TOO MUCH. Am I demented? That sums it up. ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/23 "2000-08-18T13:39:42Z")
Too Easy: For all those who wondered what I did with a hooker on Thursday Masturbation and Statistics ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/24 "2000-08-18T15:22:13Z")
This actually showed up sequential: ChiefScott Log #13: I’m Home So…you want to get laid? ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/25 "2000-08-18T16:05:20Z")
I am now a tool of The Man. Does anyone else enjoy this? _snicker_ ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/26 "2000-08-18T16:13:27Z")
Free Beer, Naked Women and Men, Donuts, Motorcycles, whipped Cream, BBQ and Steak Who at Capri Sun thought this was a good idea? couldn’t pass it up. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/27 "2000-08-18T16:14:18Z")
So…you want to get laid? I got rear ended today! Let’s start an Urban Legend? Who wants to help me? Evil! Evil! Evil! Masturbation and Statistics Rabbit When Fido doesn’t cut it Lessons from a Dog Entertaining things to do on a date I am now a Tool of the man Does anybody else enjoy this? Today has been a good day for sequential threads. ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/28 "2000-08-18T16:15:21Z")
ChiefScott Log #13: I’m Home I got rear ended today! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/29 "2000-08-18T16:49:51Z")
These sequential threads invariably make me laugh so hard I have explainin’ to do in the office. RULES: You can’t make 'em up! They actually have to appear next to each other in the same forum! ---
**Author:** ![ren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@ren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ren)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/30 "2000-08-18T17:51:05Z")
10:45 AM PDT Worst Line of Poetry in the English Language Eve’s Date (sorry, Eve) also… I got rear Ended today! When Fido doesn’t cut it I have eleven pieces of Juicy Fruit in my mouth I am now a tool of The Man ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/31 "2000-08-18T17:53:32Z")
Masturbation and Statistics Entertaining things to do on a date 1:41 pm EDT ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/32 "2000-08-18T17:56:44Z")
Evil Evil Evil! Women Dopers and cars: Is this a common problem? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/33 "2000-08-18T18:00:21Z")
Two that showed up at 12:56 CST Eleventy-one Homosexuals killed my mother. Let’s start an Urban Legend UFO’s in my back yard. ROTFLAMO! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/34 "2000-08-18T18:18:36Z")
If There Was an Award for “Jerk of the World,” What Would It Look Like? Eve’s Date ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/35 "2000-08-18T18:30:12Z")
A couple minutes ago: Eve’s Date Lessons from a Dog (Sorry, I couldn’t resist). . . ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/36 "2000-08-18T18:49:13Z")
I SAW GOD!!! Lets start an Urban Legend! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/37 "2000-08-18T18:50:00Z")
Masturbation and Statistics If there were a “Jerk of the World” Award, What would it look like? ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/38 "2000-08-18T18:54:17Z")
(this was a few days ago) I’m drunk! The perfect girl ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/39 "2000-08-18T18:55:39Z")
This just in … I saw God!! Taking a break. ---
**Author:** ![Clark73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Clark73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark73)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/40 "2000-08-18T18:57:38Z")
When Fido doesn’t cut it I SAW GOD!!! Free Beer, Naked Women and Men, Donuts, Motorcycles, Whipped Cream, BBQ and Steak Stuff the youngsters will scratch their heads over… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827.md?page=3)